Nobody knew who Mr Nice Guy was until he married a very famous celebrity. She adored his good manners and sweet disposition. He was manly and sensitive and even loved to dance. But the marriage imploded and since his A-list wife left him he hasn’t had much luck with the ladies. Even though he’s famous and has money now. Why? Because what he really needs in an implant. He’s a big boy who’s tiny in all the wrong places – a prime candidate for “enhancement.” Girls who’ve gone home with him seldom come back for seconds.

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  1. Cris Judd. His small pee pee is the talk of Hollywood. That’s why J.Lo left him for Ben 9 inches affleck.

  2. Cris Judd? Wouldn’t J-Lo have done a “pre-purchase inspection” (at least) before she married him?

  3. I have to agree with the Cris Judd guess.
    Have to keep in mind Jennifer was hooked up with Puffy at the time… when she started dating Cris on the sly.
    He was a very sweet guy… who treated her well…wasn’t trying to force himself on the public… unlike Puffy.
    Puffy treated her like sh*t. Shot up a night club in her presence’s. Lied about it… and never stopped banging scary looking Kim Porter while shagging Jennifer.
    Jennifer dumped the idiot and was married to Cris Judd 6 months later.
    But of course she dumped Judd (8months or so) later… for Affleck. Paid a big ole settlement to Cris to get rid of him. And you have never heard Cris Judd say a bad word about her. If anything he has always spoke of her in glowing terms.
    Oh and he can dance. haha!

  4. Is Cris Judd famous? Other than being J Lo’s ex what has he done?

  5. Oh, totally Cris Judd … He recently hosted one of those reality shows that was based on Dirty Dancing or YOu Think You Can Dance or whatever … it was a reality dance show with contestants and he was the host.
    Have to admit he does seem like a nice guy even if he has a tiny wee wee.

  6. Only idiots would think it’s Ryan Phillipe. What part of “sweet disposition” or “loves to dance” describes Ryan?

  7. Ryan Phillipe – sweet and sensitive? I think not. Must be Chris Judd.

  8. Chad Lowe – dumped by Hilary Swank, Oscar-winning actress – for her manager.

  9. Cris Judd for sure. He’s packing a cocktail weiner compared to Marc Anthony’s sausage

  10. COULD be Cris Judd, but since he’s been dating Tyson Beckford, I don’t think he’s missing the ladies so much.

  11. I DON’T CARE WHAT HE’S WORKING WITH; CRIS JUDD CAN GET IT ANYTIME!!!! HE SEEMS LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN AND JUST TO LICK HIS SHAVED HEAD (OH! THIS GIRL HAS SAID TOO MUCH).

  12. How about Christie Brinkley’s ex, Peter What’s-his-face?

  13. My first thought was Tom Arnold…I agree with the first poster

  14. I think its probably Reese Witherspoon’s ex husband Ryan Phillipe…

  15. It’s totally Chris Judd, but that is NOT the reason why J-HO left him.

  16. It’s Nick Lachey. Jessica Simpson has publically discussed the size of her ex-husband’s “equipment,” saying she was VERY disappointed. She’s openly said he has a small one…and that she couldn’t feel anything when they had sex for the first time. She says she had to “fake it.”

  17. Okay… first of all no one knew who Jessica Simpson was before the MTV show. Lachey had the money in the relationship when they married. They got really rich together.
    Ryan P. was on equal footing when he married Reese. They got truly, well known, together.
    The blind item states: “Nobody knew who Mr Nice Guy was until he married a very famous celebrity…”
    Everyone knew who Lopez was when she married Judd. This item did not call her “A-list” just that she was very famous.
    And after Puffy shot up the night club… everyone knew who Jennifer was… hahaha!

  18. Guy Ritchie was already famous when he got together with Madge. Also, by no one’s report is Ritchie a “nice guy” — unless we are play compare-and-contrast with Madonna

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