JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA!

Has Jessica Simpson’s stylist TURNED on her – or did she take a day OFF? Jessica recently showed up in New York of all places, brandishing what looks like a big Hawaiian fish print sarong wrapped around her, accompanied by thick brown sensible shoes and a large slouchy bag. Worst of all, the get-up makes her look POUNDS heavier than she is. Oh well, she’s still a beauty, and everyone has a lapse in taste once in a while…

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1. By Vincent
   On June 25, 2006 at

   gross. hideous. no other words.
   Janet, where is everyone on your site?? It’s like a ghost town.
   Perez is all over the place.

2. By richard
   On June 25, 2006 at

   I think you’re a moron. Can’t you think of anything better to write about. You are truly sad. And your site sucks.

3. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2006 at

   Janet Janet Janet… Please PLEASE talk about the fact that Jessica’s new song “A Private Affair” is a big fat rip off of Madonna’s classic song, “Holiday”. Jessica started out with a killer voice but something bad has happened there- now she does that breathy little girl voice that make people want to vomit. Add to that the fact that she’s stealing songs… Puh lease

4. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2006 at

   Ooh, Jessica NEVER had a good voice! She has always relied on weird studio tricks to sound passable. She is gross. Just overrated and I think on the brink of a major downslide in popularity. She dresses like an ass (best-dressed? huh?) and now that she’s bitten the proverbial hand that fed her, she’s so over.

5. By Old News
   On June 25, 2006 at

   Wasn’t this dress all over the other sites like 2 weeks ago? Old news.

6. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2006 at

   I commented before & forgot to say- I’m very happy to see that Janet has her own page now. I’m hoping it takes some of the wind out of Perez Hiltons sails- he’s awful!! But, right now at least, she is VERY behind on the gossip. This outfit is 2-3 weeks old. I hope Janet starts posting more often and getting this site out there.

7. By dee
   On June 25, 2006 at

   This is OLD news. I’ve seen this pic MONTHS ago… C’mon, get with the news…

8. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2006 at

   This pic is really old! Other blogs talked about it weeks ago.

9. By Neighbor
   On June 26, 2006 at

   oh my God. Look at the jealous pansies coming out of the woodwork. Threatened, much?
   I love this site. But I’ve been reading Janet for years. Instant credibility. Her take on stories and stars is why I’m here.
   I hope Janet and her editors will pluck out any stupid posts and keep up the ones that stay on topic.
   As for JesSimp, I can’t say anything nice about this dress so I won’t say anything at all!

10. By newsmaker
    On June 26, 2006 at

    Yep…this one was done about a month ago…not much news here…

11. By Anonymous
    On June 26, 2006 at

    This is very very old news. Months old.

12. By Amplified
    On June 26, 2006 at

    It’s not Janet’s fault.
    Jessica’s world isn’t that deep.
    : )

13. By Cherise
    On June 26, 2006 at

    This picture is old! One word for your site. B-O-R-I-N-G

14. By jamie
    On June 26, 2006 at

    ouch – i think you need to get your info correct! you should now who makes the dress – she wore that so long ago, and beyonce has worn one with a different top. try at least.

15. By Anonymous
    On June 26, 2006 at

    “Perez is all over the place.”
    Yeah like on this site!
    LOL

16. By Amplified
    On June 26, 2006 at

    Anon 2:39, I thought exactly the same thing. Jealousy kills!

17. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    i dont think the dress is the most horrible thing ever, but i dont like the shoes,

18. By Anonymous
    On June 29, 2006 at

    Jessica is gorgeous no matter what she wears, but the circa 1996 shoes have got to go.

19. By BooBoo
    On June 30, 2006 at

    I can see that all the dumasses who do multiple posts have found this site–go back to Perez, retards! We’re supposed to give ANY credence to what you say when you can’t figure out how to post correctly–ONCE??!! How do you manage to feed yourselves and tie your own shoes? Oh, flip-flops . . .

20. By Cathy Griffin
    On July 3, 2006 at

    Janet,
    Congrats! I think your
    website is marvelous! I’ve
    missed reading your columns
    regularly. I applaud you
    for all your efforts here. I’ll be reading you often.
    XOX,
    Cathy Griffin

21. By Anonymous
    On July 4, 2006 at

    Janet, I am glad to have found out you have a website. I always watch a show when I hear you’re on; you remind me of my L.A. friends that I miss, and I LOVE the way you talk, so expressive! So, are you so-called “behind” because you’re too busy out having fun and finding out the gossip?
    -Signed, A Janet Fan
    PS: To post something about the actual thread, I think Jessica Simpson usually looks pretty good, and my tastes run less thin than Hollywood’s, but even I have to say this dress is, erm, not the most flattering I have ever seen.

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