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This guy is way up there on Hollywood’s A-list. Not only is he gorgeous but he’s the cleancut type who tries to do the right thing. Most of the time. His sweet and model-slim girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this actor has a secret double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a photo of a gigantically endowed triple D sexy massuese. He visited the seedy Hollywood massage parlor and charmed all the girls but insisted on a session with the voluptuous one in the ad. Wouldn’t his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy sneaks away for visits to this well-upholstered massuese whenever he can!
Posted by Janet on June 21, 2006
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
tom hanks
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Leo DiCaprio
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Must be Harrison Ford
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
harrison ford
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando Bloom?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Jake Gyllenhaal
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Adam Brody
By kat
On June 22, 2006 at
Leo
By Kaye
On June 22, 2006 at
Harrison Ford?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Leonardo DiCaprio
By summerbella
On June 22, 2006 at
leo?
By summer
On June 22, 2006 at
leo?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
harrison ford?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Is It Matt Damon?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Is It Matt Damon?
By Kim
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando Bloom
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Brad Pitt
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Kevin Costner
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Vince Vaughn!!
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Can’t be Orlando or Leo ’cause neither of them are clean cut. Jake doesn’t have a girlfriend unless the Natalie Portman rumors are true…Harrison Ford sounds the closest.
By Brandy
On June 22, 2006 at
I would go with Orlando Bloom, people always talk about how gorgeous he is. I do think he tries to maintain a cleancut [b]public[/b] image. He has a sweet, slim GF in Kate, which helps maintain his wholesome [b]image.[/b] I’ve heard stories of Orlando flirting with & charming numerous women at events/parties. He has been in a number of hit movies so he should be on the A-list.
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Joaquin Phoenix
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Tom Hanks and Matt Damon are married (no skinny girlfiends). Harrison Ford is a possibility. There were always rumors he cheated on his ex-wife. It also might be Leo.
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
The answer is in the question, my friends. Read carefully!!! Top of the A-list, not married. Clean cut. If the girlfriend were a celebrity that would have been mentioned. That being said I do not have a clue.
By Lola
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando Bloom!!!!!
By anon
On June 22, 2006 at
orlando
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando would not be a “Top of the A-list” celebrity….
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Hugh Grant
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
My first thought was Leonardo DiCaprio
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Kurt Russell
By JENNIFER
On June 22, 2006 at
JUDE LAW!!
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Jude is not clean cut. What about George Clooney?
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Harrison Ford; think a lister; clean cut; model slim girlfriend……..only other a listers are clooney;costner(?),leo…..
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Definitely Orlando Bloom!
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando Bloom is not clean cut; Harrison……..is the only choice. I’d say costner, but he has a wife and got into trouble recently with a masseuse?
By sisterfriend
On June 22, 2006 at
I don’t know why some of you don’t think Orlando is clean cut … ? He’s never in gossip for doing something scandalous, is he? Facial hair doesn’t mean you’re not clean cut
Orlando is my guess. As for Harrison, it’s well known that he smokes pot. That’s not clean cut.
By sisterfriend
On June 22, 2006 at
P.S. According to the-movie-times.com, Orlando is the No. 1 A-lister among actors, based on box office. I’d say that’s “way up there” on the A list, wouldn’t you?
By Chris
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando or Leo was my thought too….I think Orlando….
By Mandisa
On June 22, 2006 at
Harrison Ford. I mean Calista Flockhart??? Seriously, drop the bag o bones and get a real girl.
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Sounds like Lenny and Andrea to me
By liz
On June 22, 2006 at
God, it can’t be Leo….he’s gay!
By Neighbor
On June 22, 2006 at
JOHNNY DEPP.
And he’s got a place in West Hollywood. And… his girlfriend fits the description
By Afterglow
On June 22, 2006 at
Orlando was my first thought. He has an ultra skinny sweet girlfriend.
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
Johnny Depp is so not clean cut….I thought him too…nah it’s not him for sure
By Anonymous
On June 22, 2006 at
definetly harrison
By nikki
On June 23, 2006 at
orlando bloom
By Kel
On June 23, 2006 at
KEVIN Costner! History of scum!
By Anonymous
On June 23, 2006 at
Vince Vaughn
By dee
On June 23, 2006 at
Orlando bloom
By Anonymous
On June 23, 2006 at
Justin Timberlake?
By Lilly
On June 23, 2006 at
I’d say Orlando Bloom… although he looks far from “gorgeous” to me!
By Makaka
On June 23, 2006 at
Kevin Costner has a wife NOT a girlfriend…and she is NOT THAT skinny…It has to be ORLANDO BLOOM….he is A list, nothing negative is ever written about him, therefor he is “clean cut” and he has a SUPER skinny Sweet GF. ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!
By Anonymous
On June 23, 2006 at
Cant be Johnny Depp isnt he living in France now
By MichelleK
On June 23, 2006 at
Another vote for Orlando Bloom, the British tabloids have documented his skeezy partying ways and pickups on women everywhere.
By Anonymous
On June 24, 2006 at
Definitely Orlando Bloom. He’s the wholesome boy-next-door/hero type and his gf is a bonebag that really works the “sweet” image to the hilt. At least I hope it’s him, because that would mean he has finally gone and done something interesting.
By Anonymous
On June 25, 2006 at
Is this blind item to sort of ‘ungay’ Orlando Bloom by any chance?
By Anonymous
On June 25, 2006 at
Toby McGuire? slim gf not celeb def clean cut..on his way up
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
Has to be Tom Cruise
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
Nick Lachey
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
It would have to be Leo.
By Mia
On June 26, 2006 at
Harrison Ford
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
Duh! Leonardo Dicaprio. “tries to do the right thing” – Leo is involved with so many charities and he’s a total modelizer..he only dates skinny models.
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
Isn’t Leo Single?
By Anonymous
On June 26, 2006 at
The 1st person that came to my mind was Jamie Foxx! I say this because he has been accused of this before. Check out the internet if you don’t believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Dani
On June 26, 2006 at
george Clooney
By Anonymous
On June 27, 2006 at
definitely orlando, he has not gotten in trouble for anything and his gf is totally wholesome and model thing. tsk tsk
By Anonymous
On June 27, 2006 at
TOM CRUISE…….
By Anonymous
On June 28, 2006 at
This item is from Star from 8 yrs ago.
Go to AGC Blind items and check it out. Recycled rubbish. Boo!
By Anonymous
On June 29, 2006 at
Can’t be Harrison Ford; he isn’t likely to charm everyone. Isn’t he notoriously grumpy when he’s out in public?
Bloom? Best guess, but I wouldn’t call him A-list.
By Bemused Blind Item Fan
On June 29, 2006 at
If you are going to post your own recycled items, Janet, at least give us a heads up as to time frame so we aren’t guessing someone who was in diapers when you first wrote the blind item! That kind of sucks the fun out of it.
By Anonymous
On October 9, 2006 at
jude law!
By Anonymous
On October 9, 2006 at
jude law of course
By Anonymous
On October 22, 2006 at
I agree with the majority of you: Orlando Bloom was the first person who popped into my mind when I read this item. Just about every detail — from the clean-cut image and good heart to the sweet, stick-insect who was still his girlfriend in July — fits. Guys, Orlando’s *image* is clean-cut, as the item indicates. (BTW, I’d also make the point that Bloom’s appearance itself is clean-cut: you don’t have to have a crewcut to be ‘clean-cut’, people!) His skinny girlfriend is sweet, and her own acting career might not be mentioned here because she is famous mostly through her association with Bloom (i.e. most people had never even heard of her before she started dating Bloom, as _Blue Crush_ and _Beyond the Sea_ did not give her a big-name profile, and she was just a kid when she did _Horse Whisperer_). Most importantly, Bloom has a quiet but growing rep on both sides of the Atlantic for being “wholesome” and sweet *publicly*, but for being a *behind the scenes* flirt (with random women), a dog (with girlfriends), and pseudo-skank (with all and sundry): e.g. his public humping of Claire Danes last spring was not an aberration; he has a thing for trashy-looking bottle blondes (including ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller, whom he boinked during his acting school days); and, in a ‘what was he thinking?’ moment, he nailed his majorly tacky, bleached-blonde, _Calcium Kid_ co-star, who told a British tabloid that after production wrapped, Bloom mailed her a poscard thanking her for being “one of his girls” on the set. (She also claimed that Bloom was a selfish, quick-draw lover, but that’s another post!) As Bloom himself put it in an interview around the time that POTC2 came out, he has “broken a lot of hearts” since leaving home at 16 to study acting. Not that any of this is shady, dwarf-spanking, sheep-screwing territory: he’s just being a typical (if secret) bad boy in many ways, and he comes off in interviews as a genuinely sweet person. But the tension between his ‘aw, shucks’ public image and his baser instincts is palpable, and getting more so. With this in mind, I have no problem believing that, with a typically British need for suppressed freakery (Hugh Grant, anyone?), Bloom would be capable of giving his girlfriend a peck on the cheek and then running across town to get his swerve on with a “well-upholstered” masseuse/hooker. Hell, perhaps this sort of thing is why he and Kate finally went their separate ways (again).
By jrex
On November 8, 2006 at
O.k. It didn’t say the girlfriend is a model-just model slim. It’s not Tom Hanks b/c he is married not single. And it ain’t Harrison Ford b/c he is no longer gorgeous- alas.
By abc
On March 18, 2007 at
not leo. has to be orlando.