ONE STEP CLOSER TO REHAB
Filed Under: Andy Dick > Attitude

Yuppie looking Andy Dick invaded Tiny’s K.O. – a punk rock dive bar on Hollywood Blvd., and his behavior was decidedly WEST Hollywood. Fortified by many substances, Andy proceeded to squeal “Oh, you’re SOOO cute! Wanna drink?” and he bought drinks for anyone who looked at him. Boozed up Andy hit on the skinheads, mohawked rockers, and a few girls. Incredibly, he started groping and tryng to KISS the fiercely tattooed skinheads. One roared “There’s not enough booze in the world to make me kiss YOU! – grab me again and I’ll WHACK you” Andy chirped “I LOVE to get hit!” Randy Andy topped off his rampage by giving unwanted lapdances to outraged rockers. Nobody got seriously mad because Andy WAS paying for all the drinks. When he collected his credit card before leaving, Andy announced “I’m coming back to BUY this bar!”
Posted by Janet on August 25, 2006
MODELS WITH PROBLEMS
Filed Under: Amber Valletta > Elle MacPherson > Kate Moss

The Meadows $4000 per day treatment facility in Arizona has officially become headquarters for Models With Problems. Almost any kind of problems. Elle MacPherson spent time there treating a bout of depression. Kate Moss checked in for her highly publicized substance abuse. Elle recommended the place to Amber Valletta, who just completed a week of treatment there for “work stress, and image issues.” It’s difficult to imagine anyone THAT successful and beautiful being stressed about career and appearance, but it happens. The facility also offers treatment for compulsive disorders – eating, gambling, love, and sex addiction. Maybe someone should tell Janice Dickinson about this place.
Posted by Janet on August 25, 2006




