BLACK PLASTIC RULES

There’s no predicting who will turn up with a black American Express card next. {That’s the coveted card you MIGHT get if you charge a million dollars a year.) Kevin Federline has been flashing his card thanks to his hardworking wife Britney Spears. Now we’ve learned that Hef’s “Girls Next Door” are all packing the black plastic in their Prada bags. Hef’s three pampered girlfriends Kendra, Holly, and Bridget are regulars at the Joseph Martin Salon in Beverly Hills where they get their hair bleached to the point of no return. Since the bleach is so damaging the girls spend thousands more on hair extensions. But money is no problem there or anywhere else on Rodeo Drive when you have a black card.

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1. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   you have to spend $100,000 a year not $1 million.

2. By Hef
   On October 23, 2006 at

   Janet, is that where you get your hair bleached and anal sphincter waxed???

3. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   These “kept” girls are about as interesting as Paris Hilton. “Ho” hum.

4. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   Hef’s three pampered girlfriends
   Meaning prostitutes

5. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   Hef’s a fag. One playmate mentioned something about him liking to watch GAy porno

6. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   All the money in the world can’t give them any intelligence. They better save all the whore money they make and/or marry some rich guy who will use them just as fuck doll cuz that’s all they have.

7. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   this is who cares news

8. By BJ
   On October 23, 2006 at

   Love these gals. They are all smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
   They aren’t hurting anyone or taking money from the government.

9. By Anonymous
   On October 23, 2006 at

   kendra is fuuuuuuuuuuuuugly

10. By Anonymous
    On October 25, 2006 at

    I think you have to spend more than 100k annually comment #1. I do that and I don’t deserve an Am Ex black card.

11. By babygreens
    On October 28, 2006 at

    I actually like these girls. They aren’t hurting anyone and their show is interesting. How could anyone compare them to Paris Hilton???

12. By brittany
    On November 26, 2006 at

    ok….how are they gonna be hoes and sluts people
    when they have ONE boyfriend
    and only have sex if even that with ONE guy

13. By Anonymous
    On January 5, 2007 at

    i love the girls next door it is really good! everyone is being so horrible just cos their jelous of how stunning holly bridget and kendra are, their not hurting anyone so leave them alone!

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