PARIS HILTON: LET ME IN!

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

It’s after 2 AM, Mr and Mrs Hilton- do you know where your daughter is? We found her! Paris is beating on the back door of Greenblatt’s Deli on Sunset Blvd. Either she wants to use the restroom or she’s dying for a turkey sandwich. Either way, she’s out of luck – they refused to open up for her.

17 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2007 at

   GOOD, CLOSED MEANS CLOSED…THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL
   PARIS ? THINK AGAIN……

2. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2007 at

   I know, I loved oprah until I heard about her self importance with the HERMES people. I hate how these stars beg to be treated like everyone else but if they were they would die. is a sanwich or some jewerly during a stores off hours really that important? si vous plait. I would love to treat paris like a regular person, she would have the shock of her life.

3. By sunseeds777
   On March 28, 2007 at

   Why didn’t she just go to the Waffle House, it’s open 24 hours and she could sit up there and watch the guy flip the pouched eggs and darken the toast.
   Maybe even have a cup of joe while she’s out and about at 2am. If the Pap follower her in there, they’d have to order something as I would imagine they’d get hungrey looking at that menu as well.

4. By sunseeds777
   On March 28, 2007 at

   But ideally before she heads out , she should call the Waffle House and pre-order, thus when she gets there the camera guys can take their photos and go inside and get a bite to eat as well.
   Wonder what she looks like wolfing down some pouched eggs (sunnyside up), hash browns and some lightly buttered toast. I usually bust open those eggs and then sop up the yellow yoke with my bread, talk about good!!
   I wonder if Paris Hilton might like to do an ad for them. But, nothing like the Hardees commerical. Hmmm.

5. By Patrick
   On March 28, 2007 at

   Poached eggs! Sunseeds, “poached!”
   Illiterate moron.

6. By sunseeds777
   On March 28, 2007 at

   This article would be a helluva lot more convincing if they actually showed Paris knocking on the door, verse just standing next to it.
   With it being dark out, his photo would show her hand and arm movements as a blur of motion.
   I thought these photographer guys were good, but where’s those action photos of someone in the act ?

7. By sunseeds777
   On March 28, 2007 at

   Ok, ok, sunny side up…
   Course what do you want an omelet with green peppers, onions and cheese melted inside.

8. By Margo Channing
   On March 28, 2007 at

   Skank.
   Stupid skank.

9. By sunseeds777
   On March 28, 2007 at

   Think I’ll go to Dairy Queen and get me one of those Brownie Earthquakes…

10. By Patrick
    On March 28, 2007 at

    You have a Dairy Queen in YOUR trailer park Sunseeds?!
    High end!
    How bout one of those Fudge Brownie {Packer} Delights?!

11. By paris has herpes
    On March 28, 2007 at

    Uh, Paris, just cause you are always open for business doesn’t mean everyone is. And don’t you think that they have heard about all of your racism against the Jews?
    Duh!

12. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2007 at

    I would open the door to her either. Isn’t it the rule in Paris’s world that the help enter through the back door?

13. By shanaynay
    On March 29, 2007 at

    alli got to say is that Sunseeds777 is a retard.

14. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2007 at

    Send her packing!!

15. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2007 at

    Honey Hermes is different. If you have someone like Oprah who has the potential to make your stores profits totally in the black on one shopping trip alone, you would want to open the damn doors and with a quickness. Paris Hilton isn’t going to drop six figures in a deli. And no one in a deli is getting a commission.

16. By Anonymous
    On April 5, 2007 at

    SHE IS SO SKANKY I WOULDN’T TOUCH HER WITH A TEN FOOT POLE ALL THE MEN AND GIRLS SHE’S BEEN UGH’ THAT’S WHY THEY WON’T ANSWER THE DOOR SHE CARRIES A LOT OF GERMS

17. By Anonymous
    On April 5, 2007 at

    she can not ever stay home what a girl someday it’ll catch up yo her and she will be truly sorry boys will be gone too cause they know whay she’s like they have no respect for her

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