VAL KILMER: IF CHER COULD SEE YOU NOW!

valkilmercut1X17_468x441.jpgWe feel obliged to show you this unflattering photo of Val Kilmer simply because we are weary of having female performers picked on all the time. Men get away with a myriad of imperfections already, so lets throw a little criticism THEIR way for a change. Right, Melanie? Val Kilmer has changed a lot since he played sexy Jim Morrison in The Doors. It’s funny how years ago when young Val was dating Cher, everybody made a big deal out of their age difference. Now pudgy Val looks older than Cher does. He’s going to eat himself out of a leading man career, if he doesn’t watch out.

Posted by Janet on May 10, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    OH JANET…HE’S ALREADY DONE
    THAT…IT’S OVER.

  2. By Frankie
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Val puts on a lot of weight between movies. he’ll take it off again.

  3. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    as Alice Walker once wrote:
    “when it due”?

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    He is a man….he can afford to put on weight….it is the women who can’t. Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    “Who wants a fat woman? He has $$$ so the girls still flock to him.”
    take a look at your mom’s huge backside then ask your daddy, “who wants fat woman”.

  6. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Yo mamma

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    He’s now what the Latin people call a Panzon. (pronounced, panson) That means his stomach is so fat and bulging from eating too much bread (pan).

  8. By joe
    On May 10, 2007 at

    ‘he who is without sin cast the first stone’ or something like that…

  9. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    What has Val Kilmer done lately? I think he’s washed up … a washed up whale that is. lol

  10. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    ddd

  11. By lookwhaticando
    On May 11, 2007 at

    I can’t believe how out of shape he has gotten, anyway, he’s still one of my fav. actors.

  12. By lookwhaticando
    On May 11, 2007 at

    “throwing stone at joe”

  13. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    Looks like a beer belly to me. Sadly, I should know.

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