TOM CRUISE DRESSES LIKE SOMEBODY'S BOSS

We have finally ascertained who is responsible for Tom Cruise’s oddly mature and unfashionable three piece suit look. Last week he was seen at Cut in Beverly Hills overdressed yet again in a vested suit and tie. For the past year Tom has been girdling himself in vests that match his dark suits. Keep in mind that stuffy three piece dark suits are seldom worn in warm Los Angeles. Lighter, hipper apparel is the choice for men of means. We just learned that Tom gets his suits from Brioni the Italian suitmaker who has a shop in Beverly Hills. Brioni specializes in custom making suits for men of odd sizes – tall men, SHORT men, heavy-set men etc. Sort of like a Big & Tall for rich guys. If their customers want shoes with lifts, they supply those too. Recently Tom went to the store to have his jacket buttons changed – he didn’t like the B emblem on them.

17 Comments so far

1. By Janet is a rockstar
   On June 25, 2007 at

   omg. SSHHH! Hahahaha, alot of short people go there. You’re so bad Janet, this is def gossip, funny, cause it’s on the dL, but you just put him and all the other guys on blast. Lol. Notice Ryan S. shops here too, and he might make it to 5/9 1/2……..on a good day.
   =)

2. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2007 at

   This suitmaker/seamstress joint is a relic from the ’50s. A total time warp.
   No wonder Tom dresses so old fashioned.

3. By Margo Channing
   On June 25, 2007 at

   He waers the dark suit, vested look to hide the fact that he has put on Travolta pounds; all those gay Scientologists start gaining weight as they realize they’ve lived their lives in a lie, trying to be macho movie men, when what they want to be is the damsel in distress, or in a dress.
   He’s a homo.

4. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2007 at

   Gross. Look who’s back. Ultra-positive, uplifting, washed up drag queen Margo Channing.
   Sorry Janet, but this guy is annoying.

5. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2007 at

   Hey, you have to give Tom credit for at least caring about his appearance as opposed to all the dirtbag “celebs” who go out looking like homeless riffraff.

6. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2007 at

   ok he’s paying all this money to look mature , how about a mature man’s haircut … i mean it looks like he spent so much for the hairplugs at least look better than a street hustler (remember him with that look)

7. By Margo Channing
   On June 25, 2007 at

   Sorry to bother you, Anonymous, but the man’s as gay as a picnic basket and for him to live his life as a lie, and say the homphobic things he’s said, he needs to be called on it.
   Aint’ no bigger gay basher than a homo in a closet.

8. By still laughing
   On June 25, 2007 at

   YOU GO MARGO..WE DO ENJOY YOUR COMMENTS…THEY ALWAYS MAKE US LAUGH….

9. By Anonymous
   On June 25, 2007 at

   It also hides the giant gut and ungly man titties he now has. yum yum yum!!!!!

10. By Art Chic
    On June 25, 2007 at

    Missy Cruise is a gay closeted hot mess but we knew that already.

11. By yayaya
    On June 25, 2007 at

    tom is practicing his german SS lockstep. germany is banning his ass from filming his new movie.
    d-listed has a picture of travolta’s lace front wig.
    buahahaha

12. By Anonymous
    On June 25, 2007 at

    I suspect their PR person has told them to start dressing sophisticated. I think TC wants both of them to portray a personification of ultra chic, I think, in an attempt to downplay his nutty meltdown of not so long ago. By the way, I love Katie’s new do.

13. By Anonymous
    On June 26, 2007 at

    Katie needs a stylist BADLY! Her clothes may be designer which makes her feel “sophisticated” but my 67 year old mother wouldn’t wear them. She is young and beautiful and that won’t last forever (well maybe it will in hollywood) Just because she is married to an older man doesn’t mean she needs to look like his mother!!

14. By The Vixen
    On June 26, 2007 at

    Brioni suits are sexy. Tom — not so much.

15. By Anonymous
    On June 26, 2007 at

    Just because some want Tom to be gay does not make him gay..
    get over it!

16. By Helen Lawson
    On June 27, 2007 at

    The uber gay cult member and his attention whore beard.Where was the turkey baster offspring? Tom is truly starting to look like what he is.A big ol queen.Those suits are as tired as his career is.NEXT!

17. By Sean
    On March 22, 2009 at

    Anybody know where Tom Cruise got the tie he wore in Lions for Lambs – the burgundy striped one? Is it Armani?

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