TONY CURTIS IS STILL ALIVE AND MAKING A MOVIE

After The National Enquirer reported that Tony Curtis was seriously ill with pneumonia and printed photos of him looking frail in a wheelchair, we thought he was a goner. But miraculously, he has bounced back and is now making a movie called David And Fatima. For the first time since he started losing his luxurious black pompadour, Tony has removed his toupee and revealed his bald pate for the movie. He plays an elderly hospital patient who imparts wisdom to a troubled younger patient. We wonder if marrying a woman 45 years younger than he is will lengthen Tony’s life or shorten it.

6 Comments so far

1. By adrian
   On June 3, 2007 at

   Bernie Schwartz was quite the looker when he was younger!

2. By Anonymous
   On June 3, 2007 at

   gross

3. By Anonymous
   On June 3, 2007 at

   looks better w/out the rug.

4. By Anonymous
   On June 4, 2007 at

   I’ll bet ya most of your readers are too young to even know who Tony Curtis is or was…Bernie and Janet were one of the HOT couples of the 50s and BIG STARS..also jlc parents..and kellis

5. By Art Chic
   On June 4, 2007 at

   Being a second generation taboild junkie I know who Tony Curtis is – a talented vain queen and not a good father to Jamie Lee Curtis.

6. By Anonymous
   On June 11, 2007 at

   I thought Tony Curtis died years ago! Oops!

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