BRITNEY SPEARS IS IN GOOD HANDS

We’ve established that Britney Spears’ muscular companion is really more than a bodyguard. And less than a boyfriend. Actually, there’s no romance, but the guy has many talents – he’s a bodyguard, a manny for the kids, and most important of all, he keeps the people he’s working with OFF drugs. While Britney was staying at the Four Seasons Hotel, her right hand man had his own bedroom. And it happens Kevin Federline is relieved to know the guy is keeping an eye on Britney and the kids.

9 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On July 18, 2007 at

   So I guess he’s Britney’s nanny, too. It’s a shame she’s not mature enough to take care of herself, let alone those kids. She’s a disaster! This guy has his work cut out for him.

2. By Anonymous
   On July 18, 2007 at

   Oh cares already. It’s about time this train wrecked.

3. By poopsie
   On July 18, 2007 at

   There aren’t many hits on this website. Because it’s BORING

4. By Anonymous
   On July 18, 2007 at

   Can he do anything about her clothes, hair, and makeup?
   And how about giving her a reprimend on how she is treating her mother?

5. By Anonymous
   On July 18, 2007 at

   Zoolander.

6. By Anonymous
   On July 18, 2007 at

   she is an ugly dog, there is no hope for her

7. By Anonymous
   On July 19, 2007 at

   The bodyguard/manny looks a bit like the actor Paul Sand (about 30 years ago). Anyone out there remember him?

8. By fun-fun
   On July 19, 2007 at

   He likes guys.. she’s running at top speed down hill for has-been slut heaven to be their queen.. who cares?!
   This is just boring rehash from last week..

9. By Anonymous
   On July 19, 2007 at

   hey dude-can you please drive her back to Louisiana?

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