LARRY KING CAN'T SIT STILL

Sometimes sitting near a celebrity in the movies is fun, sometimes it’s not. Our spy went to The Grove theater to see Hairspray last Saturday (the busiest night of the week) and found Larry King and his wife saving a number of seats in a choice row. Shawn sweetly pointed out one empty seat for our spy. AFTER the movie started, Larry got up several times, went to the lobby, and brought people back to their saved seats, disturbing others in the audience. Larry’s group did lots of whispering. One woman in his party text messaged throughout the movie and got up and left several times. Our spy said “She couldn’t have seen more than 15 minute of the film.” When Hairspray was over, Larry and friends walked out singing its praises.

10 Comments so far

1. By HollywoodInsider
   On July 31, 2007 at

   Trust me….you wouldn’t want to sit next to Larry, even if there were seats available. Even with his DEPENDS undergarments, he is notorious for his flatulence. In fact, his MO on the set is to just randomly fart and ignore it altogether. He is a vile old Grampa Munster with colorectal issues.

2. By Anonymous
   On July 31, 2007 at

   Yes his farts smell nasty. And when he rips one he just acts like nothing happened not even an excuse me! He and Barbara WaWa should get together.

3. By Anonymous
   On July 31, 2007 at

   How bad off could his wife have been to marry him? Aside from his farting issues, Larry King is a notorious for being full of himself. And WHY?!
   Ugh, he is so gross!

4. By Anonymous
   On August 1, 2007 at

   Shawn is all about the money. She can hardly wait for him to croak off!
   I’m surprised he doesn’t know someone that would give him a copy to view at home with his rude friends. I bet he snores too!

5. By Lettuce Prey
   On August 1, 2007 at

   “…singing IT’S praises.”
   INCORRECT J.C.!!!
   Should be:
   “…singing its praises.” ANY time you insert an apostrophe in “its,” it immediately becomes a contraction for “it is.”
   Class dismissed.

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On August 1, 2007 at

   If a person can’t sit still, it’s as obvious the man’s an ARTIST. That, well, doesn’t mean he is automaticaly working as one. But his heart will tell us: I AM AN ARTIST!!

7. By Flora
   On August 1, 2007 at

   Excuse me…I just ripped a Larry.

8. By Anonymous
   On August 1, 2007 at

   That film is gawd awful, treating racism like it’s nothing.. and I wouldn’t watch it for free either.

9. By JohnnyLawEsq
   On August 2, 2007 at

   Nice jacket Larry, how retro…oh wait, you bought it new, didn’t you?

10. By chas
    On August 4, 2007 at

    Larry is known as “Larry the lip” for his oral talent. Larry has officially made my dead pool list. Sorry Larry.

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