CRISS ANGEL IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Who’s the person most likely to profit from illusionist David Copperfield’s embarrassing legal woes? Up and coming (translate: hipper and younger) illusionist Criss Angel, of course. Since his legal problems started up, Copperfield has been losing bookings right and left. We imagine Criss’s phone must be ringing nonstop. Not that he needed any extra work. Ironically, Criss appears to be as much of a ladies man as Copperfield.

13 Comments so far

1. By Hot Topic Explodes!
   On November 9, 2007 at

   Criss Angel THINKS he’s young and hip, but in reality, he’s a guy who’s way past the angsty stage, who looks like he grew up in a Hot Topic store. Or like a Hot Topic store threw up on him.
   Sorry, magicians, illusionists, whatever they call themselves, are still lame and nerdy, but not in a good way. They’re right up there with clowns. Or Jan.

2. By WendyInDC
   On November 9, 2007 at

   He looks like a drug addict.

3. By ultrasound
   On November 9, 2007 at

   HE WEARS TOO WILD OF CLOTHING JUST THINK IF HE DRESSES PREPPY HE WOULD PROBABLY LOOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

4. By Tish
   On November 9, 2007 at

   2 Tips: Take a shower and get a nose job.

5. By CrapShoot
   On November 9, 2007 at

   He is still messin’ around with Pam Anderson, even while she is in that sham of a marriage to Rick Salomon. And so goes LasVegas, and Hollywood, and the world. So, the question is: How loooow can we gooooo?

6. By Anonymous
   On November 9, 2007 at

   He’s fugly

7. By Blue Peacock
   On November 9, 2007 at

   There’s nothing hip about this guy — he’s a tacky Long Island cheeseball. They’re a dime a dozen.

8. By Anonymous
   On November 9, 2007 at

   Isn’t he gay?

9. By Blake
   On November 10, 2007 at

   i think he’s GAY!!!

10. By J-9
    On November 10, 2007 at

    Yeah,
    This guy’s 15 min. are up.
    The closer for me was the fact he kept his wifey under wraps back East while he flaunted his affairs all over the press.
    He’s really unattractive and needs a new stylist ( if he ever had one).
    Any NEW ripe talent out there,
    YOUR CHANCE TO POP IS NOW !

11. By Anonymous
    On November 10, 2007 at

    All the above are true. But he is rich, and thats what women are about.

12. By GENSIS
    On November 10, 2007 at

    women are evil since time began remeber adam & eve people?! dah!

13. By Anonymous
    On November 12, 2007 at

    I wish you people would stop trashing Criss Angel. You don’t know anything about him. He’s a sweetheart, and I love him.

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