NEW YEAR'S EVE WITH DITA VON TEESE IS FULL OF SURPRISES

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Dita Von Teese has to be the most glamorous celebrity around today, but on New Year’s Eve she loves to let her hair down. No fancy stuffy parties for her – she told the LA Times she likes to “get wild.” Last year she invited her friends over to her new house in Hollywood and she went out and bought $500 worth of Marie Callender’s cream pies – coconut cream, lemon meringue, etc. Every guest was given big trash bags and told to create an outfit out of them. Champagne flowed as they had a trashbag runway fashion show (we’re guessing she has lots of gay friends) accompanied by their favorite songs. At the end everyone took a pie in the face from their best friend and it became a wild free-for-all. A lot of guests told Dita it was the best party they’d ever been to. Dita said she still found traces of pie in obscure corners of her house months later.

13 Comments so far

1. By gerard Vandenburg
   On December 31, 2007 at

   OFCOURSE!! She is A FAGGOT. Who else would do the dressing up with the pies and cakes and the plastic bags? I ask you: The answer is clear!

2. By Anonymous
   On December 31, 2007 at

   LAST YEAR?

3. By Anonymous
   On December 31, 2007 at

   she may be glammmmmmmmourous, but she isnt a celebrity, she is the ex wife of a fomer celebrity.

4. By Finger Lickin Good
   On December 31, 2007 at

   She was still scraping musky pie out of her cooch, months later. It was pretty ripe. Just imagine the smell.

5. By From a pub in London, UK
   On December 31, 2007 at

   Has Dita been reincarnated? She has the name and look of an old-time burlesque queen from the 20’s and 30’s. So maybe she can have another party THIS year with another group of fairies. Dita, hire someone to clean up from last year first. DOUBLE YUK., You’re nasty.

6. By Brody Jenner
   On December 31, 2007 at

   yes once again Janet makes up a story for the readers. all 8 of them.

7. By Anonymous
   On January 1, 2008 at

   I’d like to drill her in the ass, bet she likes it there.

8. By DR. JON DEPP
   On January 1, 2008 at

   HOLLYWOOD BIGGEST RELIGON IS REHAB REHAB AND REHAB THEY JUST FLOCK TO THE PLACES I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CELEBS IN MY LIFE WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHO I SAW. THE GAYS ARE EVERYWHERE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND MALIBU THESE PEOPLE ARE REJECTS AND WE CONDOM TO THEIR ACTIONS?

9. By Anonymous
   On January 1, 2008 at

   That sounds like the worst party ever, maybe fun if you are five years old. It’s time for her to leap into 2008 and change that vampire look

10. By Anonymous
    On January 3, 2008 at

    Janet can’t you block that homophobic (and probably gay himself) guy who keeps writing FAGGOT in every post?

11. By Anonymous
    On January 3, 2008 at

    Janet can’t you block that homophobic (and probably gay himself) guy who keeps writing FAGGOT in every post?

12. By Huh
    On January 3, 2008 at

    She’s got the biggest jaw of any man or woman I’ve seen. The look is worn out! Change already.

13. By Anonymous
    On February 20, 2009 at

    She look pale.

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