SUPERSTITIOUS STALLONE BELIEVES MOTHER KNOWS BEST

People invited to the January 24th premier of Sylvester Stallone’s new Rambo film at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas probably don’t realize that the exact release date was carefully chosen by Stallone’s mother Jackie. She’s been into numerology and tarot cards for years and she picked the best time, place, and day to open the film. (She always seemed to have a bit of Gypsy in her) In fact, since his first Rocky movie, Sly has been consulting his mother for the ideal release dates. He’s never regretted her choices and says she’s actually predicted every major event in his life.

13 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On January 15, 2008 at

   Then cluesless ol Rocky stupidly missed his whole life and his mother lived it.

2. By Anonymous
   On January 15, 2008 at

   WRONG JANET. I WAS IN LAS VEGAS LAST WEEK AND HE IS HAVING HIS PREMEIRE AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD HOTEL & CASINO. NOT THE HARD ROCK. HE ALSO HAS A HUMONGOUS 3 STORY BANNER IN PLANET HOLLYWOOD’S LOBBEY ADVERTISING JUST THAT.

3. By Mirror on the wall
   On January 16, 2008 at

   Jackie Stallone is in league with the devil. The Bible clearly is against numerology, tarot cards, soothsayers, necromancy, fortune telling. Origin is in the occult, and Satan can do miracles thru her, such as predicting events in his life. I know non- Bible readers do not believe this, but it is still true.

4. By gerard Vandenberg
   On January 16, 2008 at

   JESUS CRISTUS!!
   They’re looking almost fucking identical!!

5. By Anonymous
   On January 16, 2008 at

   Jackie and Janice Dickinson
   look like the same person!

6. By Anonymous
   On January 16, 2008 at

   Whoa.
   The apple didn’t fall far from that gnarly old tree, eh?

7. By Anonymous
   On January 16, 2008 at

   does he still like it in the ass?

8. By No longer the Italian Stallion
   On January 16, 2008 at

   An understatement: Sly has not aged well. Maybe Jennifer is wearing him out….or not. He for sure keeps his mama in plastic surgery, groceries, occult items, and a large house.

9. By Anonymous
   On January 16, 2008 at

   THEY ARE SCARY LOOKING..

10. By Yo Adrian
    On January 16, 2008 at

    Jackie, get your lips redone. Bad job.

11. By Kait
    On January 16, 2008 at

    Jennifer seems to be such a nice woman. I wonder how she feels about having that person as a mother in law.

12. By Kermit
    On January 17, 2008 at

    It’s the muppet show with our very special guests Sly and Jackie Stallone!

13. By Pardon?
    On January 17, 2008 at

    Mama’s boy, mama’s boy, neener neener nana nonna.

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