THE BOMB SNIFFING DOG THAT OSCAR WILL NEVER FORGET

The Oscar people are frantically prepping the Governor’s Ballroom for the celebrity studded ball after the Oscars. The ceiling fabric, the plants, the furniture are all in place. Staffers have daily meetings discussing EVERYTHING from earthquakes, to fires, to drunken actors, that could possibly go wrong and how to avoid or handle it. They don’t want a repeat of the INCIDENT that happened last year! At the last minute the ballroom is always completely searched by bomb sniffing dogs. Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy. It was a smelly mess. This year they hired people who are assigned to follow the bomb sniffers and make sure they don’t leave any deposits!

9 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On February 19, 2008 at

   Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy.
   That dog deserves a box of dog bones. They got exactly what they deserved. Most of the people in attendance are full of it.

2. By Anonymous
   On February 19, 2008 at

   They just make them eat poo-tasting food and look the other way, keeping quiet when stars do their degenerate poo things with each other.

3. By gerard Vandenberg
   On February 19, 2008 at

   ………….ASK BRITNEY INSTEAD!!

4. By Anonymous
   On February 19, 2008 at

   The Oscars are full of crap so last year’s surprise under the table was apropos.

5. By Carmine ragusa
   On February 19, 2008 at

   The dog was Jake Gyllenhaal’s shepard ‘Atticus’. Jake is a homosexual and the dog makes him feel more ‘manly’ when cruising parking lots at night.

6. By Anonymous
   On February 20, 2008 at

   woof woof!the movies this yr. are terrible choices.

7. By Anonymous
   On February 20, 2008 at

   That’s funny! Way to go, pooch!

8. By Anonymous
   On February 20, 2008 at

   lauren graham’s dog hannah the german shepard.

9. By Red Rover
   On February 20, 2008 at

   Viva!!! to man’s best friend. I wish he had s*** on a $1000 pair of Jimmy Choo’s. LOL

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