ASHTON KUTCHER HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD OF GOSSIP

Ashton Kutcher is REALLY disappointed that his Pop Fiction series has failed to ignite. When he set up those fake celebrity “situations” like Avril Lavigne shopping in baby stores, and Mario Lopez having lunch with married Eva Longoria and gifting her with a necklace, Ashton had high hopes that websites and magazines would run big stories declaring that Avril was pregnant and Eva was cheating on her husband. He planned to feature the inaccurate reports on his show and make fun of them. But he couldn’t, because nobody FELL for his silly set-ups. Now he’s stuck with a show that’s not working and isn’t likely to improve. The lesson to be learned is: Don’t underestimate the intelligence of gossip reporters!

14 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 25, 2008 at

   But it did work. TMZ ran the Eva story. Only later did they admit it was a set up by Ashton. Granted it was a lame idea but nonetheless, a gossip hound fell for it.

2. By Anonymous
   On March 25, 2008 at

   Ashton Kutcher is a no talent douche, perfect match for demi.

3. By Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
   On March 25, 2008 at

   Uh Janet, a whole bunch of websites and blogs reported on the Avril story. I hate it when you blow your own horn. It’s very unbecoming for a professional to do this.

4. By Art Chic
   On March 26, 2008 at

   AK should STFDASTFU… for the kids on the short bus…sit the fcuk down and shut the fcuk up!
   He’d be best served impregnating wifey. Their relationship is a H’wood freak of nature how long will it continue without a baby?

5. By gerard Vandenberg
   On March 26, 2008 at

   YOU ASSHOLE KUCHER:
   you’re a DUMB GOSSIPY!!

6. By Anonymous
   On March 26, 2008 at

   I have to say it worked. I saw the stories in several gossip magazines! Sorry janet, but I think he fooled everyone.

7. By Anon1
   On March 26, 2008 at

   Not so much that but he cant expect media outlets to shell out thousands of dollars printing his stories when they are blatantly false (only the media is allowed to do that)right Janet?

8. By Anonymous
   On March 26, 2008 at

   His generation’s version of funny is to prank people, do jackass stunts, do scatological & fart jokes, not very intelligent humour. Very adolescent humour that has become mainstream, look at those “Knocked Up” idiots who continue to crank out unfunny movies. It’s a sign of apocalypse you know.

9. By GIN U WINE
   On March 26, 2008 at

   One young adolescent-minded boy and one deluded multi-plastic-surgeoned old woman….what a combo. In the weird world of Hollyweird, odds are they’ll stay together as much as any other couple.

10. By Silly
    On March 26, 2008 at

    What about the Paris/shaman story? Everyone fell for that!

11. By Anonymous
    On March 26, 2008 at

    No one cares about Avril, Eva or Paris anymore. He needs more current stars to spoof the people with. Those peeps are played out.

12. By Amber
    On March 26, 2008 at

    I think HE is played out with all that nonsense, what was the last hit film this guy had? if ever..why does he think he’s this genius producer now??this guy is delusional and wasting a lot of his money

13. By Anonymous
    On March 26, 2008 at

    He fooled everyone with his faux marriage to Demi. It was never legal. Where’s the marriage certificate?

14. By Anonymous
    On March 27, 2008 at

    I hate that kind of stunt/set-up people crap. It’s stupid and brainless. Why doesn’t he come up with a real show?

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