ASHTON KUTCHER: POP FICTION GETS DUMBER EVERY DAY

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To Ashton Kutcher’s dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge’s contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)
A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?

14 Comments so far

1. By Captain Benjamin L. Willard
   On March 28, 2008 at

   “Charlie didn’t get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory. “

2. By veecee
   On March 28, 2008 at

   the show will not last!, and besides he’s ugly and dumb looking, demi deserves him!

3. By 15 Minutes Are Up
   On March 28, 2008 at

   It’s getting old. Punkd was funny and it seems to me that he’s just recycling ideas. BORING! Hate to say it, but marrying Demi killed his career. Play with kids your own age! Leave mommy to play with daddy.

4. By Anonymous
   On March 29, 2008 at

   Demi must be hitting Ashton up for his share of the mortgage.
   It’s the only way to explain his succession of lame programming ventures.

5. By Das Tante
   On March 29, 2008 at

   Audrina should enlist in the US Army, where her plain looks would be appreciated.

6. By Anonymous
   On March 29, 2008 at

   Here is another dumb jock that won’t grow up until it’s too late.. and will resort to Jackass stunts for attention.

7. By Anonymous
   On March 29, 2008 at

   If Ashton really wanted to pull a great prank, he’d get himself caught screwing George Clooney in the rearend in a bathroom stall in some skanky hollywood club!

8. By ashton is sooooo lame
   On March 29, 2008 at

   You mean that Audrina’s tats aren’t real?? What’s this world coming to anyway, next you’ll probably try to tell us that Jimmy Kimmel isn’t really kcuf-ing Ben Affleck!

9. By Anonymous
   On March 29, 2008 at

   The biggest joke was played on ashton when he got stuck with demi mold. I hope he has that footage.

10. By gerard Vandenberg
    On March 30, 2008 at

    That ashtin kucher isn’t quite the brightest one himself.
    We won’t even argue the mongol willis her mother!!

11. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    umm, perez fell for it at first if you noticed.

12. By A switch in time saves 9
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Demi is fast becoming ‘the Mama Figure’…and…Ashton is fast becoming ‘the little mischevious kid’. Will Mama start spanking Baby if he keeps acting so childish? Love, love, love it!!!

13. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Pathetic. Is there any other word to describe Ashton?

14. By Rod Ronnie
    On March 31, 2008 at

    How much long will Silicone & Tape hold together Demi?
    Will Ashton really be pimp’in a hot grandma?
    Is that really Mr. Potato Head’s love child?
    So many questions…

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