VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FACE IS ALWAYS PLACID

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We haven’t seen David and Victoria Beckham out on the town lately because they’ve been back in the UK. David got an award for some soccer achievement and the couple celebrated at Baccarat restaurant there. It’s interesting how Victoria keeps her face perfectly composed for photos – she’s never laughing like a hyena or talking out of the side of her mouth. We’re growing ever fonder of that purple handbag.

14 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2008 at

   Among the most over-rated boring couple in hollywood. Go back to the UK, the USA won’t miss you.

2. By Dandy Lion
   On March 28, 2008 at

   I don’t like her haircut, bony neck, and stuck-up nose. Purse prob cost no less than $500; I’ve seen prettier at WalMart. These 2 are just so……..(words fail here).

3. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2008 at

   She is so unattractive. And why does she always look so dark and greasy?

4. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2008 at

   How much are you being paid to post this, Janet?
   Who cares about this selfish woman?

5. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2008 at

   Im from the UK & we dont want ‘em either!

6. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2008 at

   Im from the UK & we dont want ‘em either!
   lol

7. By dixieland
   On March 28, 2008 at

   Janet, the word placid is not strong enough, but for some reason I can’t make myself write other descriptive words.

8. By brian birchall, rancher
   On March 28, 2008 at

   Janet, David played his 100th Cap for the English National side They lost the match. Did you notice his speaking voice sounds like that of a young homosexual? Many attribute this to his abuse of anabolic steroids. Jesus and his wife will frown on this when David reaches judgment day.

9. By Anonymous
   On March 29, 2008 at

   Why should she share, why would we care? Shyness is my game, smothering silent in refrain. People will say they’re in love.

10. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    He head reminds me of a fly’s head. Same shape.

11. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    Her head reminds me of a fly’s head. Same shape.

12. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2008 at

    It must be exhausting to stay super skinny and be on top of the fashion world at all times. Why doesn’t she focus her energy towards raising her children?

13. By Anonymous
    On March 31, 2008 at

    Her face is perfectly composed? That’s actually funny, Janet, when we know it’s perfectly Botoxed.

14. By Anonymous
    On March 31, 2008 at

    She’s not a mean person or evil etc…just sort of a friendly nitwit with a bad complection and lots of money with a perfect life!

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