IS AMY WINEHOUSE USING HER BEEHIVE TO SMUGGLE CONTRABAND TO BLAKE INCARCERATED?
Filed Under: Amy Winehouse > Blake Fielder-Civil > Drugs > Prison

Amy Winehouse overslept or something and she arrived at the prison too late to visit Blake. She tried to sneak home without being noticed, but that’s hard when you have an eighteen inch beehive. We started wondering if Amy had “things” hidden in her beehive (remember when tough girls hid razorblades in their beehives?) She COULD be smuggling any of a number of items to Blake. Is her beehive subject to searches?
Posted by hoodlum on April 5, 2008
JOHNNY DEPP WANTS TO STAR IN THE MICHAEL JACKSON STORY
Filed Under: Johnny Depp > Michael Jackson
Johnny Depp LOVES a challenge. We were flabbergasted to learn that Johnny really hopes to play Michael Jackson when a movie is made of the bizarre singer’s life. Actually if you picture Johnny’s “Edward Scissorhands” character, it DOES seem plausible. Depp probably could pull off playing Michael after Thriller - when he started turning white – and Johnny DOES have a tiny nose. Michael should be flattered at the prospect.
Posted by hoodlum on April 5, 2008
LINDSAY LOHAN KEEPS GETTING BLONDER AND WAVIER
Filed Under: Hair! > Lindsay Lohan

Photo Credit: Splash News
Lindsay Lohan was snapped on her way INTO Chris McMillan’s salon looking like she’s getting ready to play a mermaid in a remake of Daryl Hannah’s move “Splash.” With all that bleaching and extensions already done, we wonder what she looked like when she came OUT.
Posted by hoodlum on April 5, 2008




