IT'S NOT OBAMA, IT'S MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY!

West Village residents on West 13th Street in New York have been wondering if a presidential candidate moved into the neighborhood. The streets are clogged with black SUVs full of bodyguards around the clock. It turned out it’s only Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen. The twins rented a 10 room apartment with five bedrooms at the modest price (for them) of $12000 a month. One neighbor remarked that the girls “Certainly keep late hours. I was jogging early one morning and they were piling out of their gas guzzlers in their little club outfits.”

15 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   It’s only Rock n Roll.
   A couple of Paris Hilton’s with a little more cool & brains.

2. By Daisy
   On May 22, 2008 at

   I declare myself the #1 fan of “Full House”. Watched all the episodes and all the re-runs. Now these 2 little munchkins are heavy into the party scene and the ‘man-of-the-month’ scene and sadly maybe the booze and drug scene. From 6 months old to over 21 and multi-mega rich. I’d like to talk to them and see who they really are.

3. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   Those two scare-crows are looking for guys in drug fueled state to “plow the soth pasture”

4. By Sandy Warhol
   On May 22, 2008 at

   The Olsen Tweeks certainly are colorful!

5. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   I just want to know what lipstick they are wearing. I want it!

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On May 22, 2008 at

   I really think they’re both desperate to be hanged these day’s, bet?

7. By Mimi
   On May 22, 2008 at

   Gerard – As in auto erotic asph…?

8. By Anita from Greenwich
   On May 23, 2008 at

   Janet I know you made up this story because a 10 room apartment in Manhattan’s West Village rents for substantially more than $12k/month. For a space this large you are looking at North of $22k. Stick to Hollywood Janet.

9. By Anonymous
   On May 23, 2008 at

   ^^^
   Anita, unfortunately your snark doesn’t change the sad fact that YOU live in a 5th floor roach and rat-infested studio walk-up that you share with 2 other wannabees for the princely sum of $900 a month.

10. By ramalamadingdong
    On May 23, 2008 at

    They need body-guards at all times. They are so tiny and frail a hefty 10 year old could punch them out.

11. By Anonymous
    On May 23, 2008 at

    They look fairly human and wearing normal clothes in this picture. Shocking!

12. By Mellow Yellow
    On May 23, 2008 at

    The black dress looks like a slip I had in the 1960’s. The gray dress looks like one my 96-year-old Aunt Mary has. And I bet the tiny twosome paid top $ for them.

13. By Anonymous
    On May 23, 2008 at

    2008 8:51 PM
    Posted by: gerard Vandenberg
    2008 10:46 PM
    Posted by: Mimi
    = same person boring troll talks to self!!

14. By anonymous
    On May 23, 2008 at

    First of all, Janet you are correct about the renting price. In the NYPOST real estate section, the real estate editor himself, commented on the resonable rent! and second, these 2 are just gorgeous, everyone get a life!!

15. By Mimi
    On May 23, 2008 at

    2008 12:54 PM – Gerard is dat you?
    If not – sit on it anonymous. I’m Mimi not Gerard!

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