SO THAT'S WHAT PRINCE HAS BEEN UP TO

Prince loves to organize talented girls into musical groups – especially beautiful ones. He has a new project he’s involved in called “Honey Collective” and it’s a bunch of music oriented women – DJ’s, musicians, dancers, etc and they all have something in common – they love HIS music. He’s made up some awfully strict RULES for these adoring HC girls. They are supposedly required to take a lie detector test and promise that:
1, they have been celibate for three years (?)
2, they are free of all contracts
3, they truly LOVE funk music
Rumor is that Prince is more than friends with HC founder DJ Rashida. You can catch Prince and any number of these performing femmes at Goa on Tuesday nights. Prince will be wearing yellow and black because he calls himself the HC “mascot.”

16 Comments so far

1. By Sandy Warhol
   On May 21, 2008 at

   What?

2. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   Prince only put out 1 good album- purple rain. The rest of his music is crap. They worship him in la like he is god. What a joke.

3. By Prince fan
   On May 22, 2008 at

   I guess you never heard of 1999, Dirty Mind, Sign of Times, Diamonds and Pearls,
   Batman, Musicology.
   All million sellers. This guy has sold 50 million CDs.

4. By Danny Bonadouchie
   On May 22, 2008 at

   This guy is becoming a character of his pretentious self. Can we get that guy who punched out Suge to punch Prince Rogers Nelson out?

5. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   hello.\its 1985 they want their year back….princess is a royal throwback..like marrying your cousin

6. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   hello.\its 1985 they want their year back….princess is a royal throwback..like marrying your cousin

7. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   This guy is a creepy little dude whose music has always been so pretentious I can’t even listen to it. Now he’s acting like a pimp. Get over yourself, Prince. And women, have some dignity. Honey Collective? Why not just be honest and call it Pussy Juice Collective, you creep

8. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   Number 1 is way out of line… those girls shouldnt have fallen for that 1!
   Prince is a control freak.

9. By Anonymous
   On May 22, 2008 at

   You people have crappy taste, his music is the best.

10. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2008 at

    sounds like some you guys are Jealous

11. By Anonymous
    On May 22, 2008 at

    Hey,Anonymous! You’re a douchebag living in your mama’s basement and sucking powdered milk out of her floppy, drooping tit. Prince is a genius, LOSER!

12. By lalalalalalalalalala
    On May 22, 2008 at

    How pray tell will the tiny little man enforce rule #1.

13. By Art Chic
    On May 23, 2008 at

    Janet, nobody wants to read about Prince…face it you are totally out of touch.

14. By Anonymous
    On May 23, 2008 at

    Prince is an icon that doesn’t abuse the tabs or exploit himself for self gain. Always newsworthy, always eccentric, always bordering on batshit crazy, horny, sexy, sexist, and a musical genius that has carved his own style that has last for decades. But, if you can’t see that, then there’s always the Jonas Bros.

15. By Anonymous
    On May 23, 2008 at

    He’s a closet pervert

16. By Trick Daddy
    On May 24, 2008 at

    Janet, you should apply for the Honey Collective, you meet all the criteria

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