When his macho heavy metal musician hit it big with his band, he partied to the max and indulged in all kinds of self destructive behavior. Eventually he cleaned up his act, got married and started a family. But one nasty habit he still struggles with is his sex addiction. Now he has an assistant who reads newspapers and magazines before he does, and cuts out all the pictures of sexy women in underwear ads or wearing bikinis.

46 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   slash from guns n roses

2. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Gene Simmons

3. By starlightbaby
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent.

4. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Slash sounds like a good guess,I know Gene Simmons is not married even though he has been living with his girl forever,I didn’t think that Nugent is married either.

5. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Nikki Sixx

6. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Definitely Gene. He’s a total perv.

7. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Nikki Sixx is divorced,and Gene Simmons is not married..

8. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   I was thinking about Ozzy Osbourne

9. By Anonymous
   On June 1, 2008 at

   Ozzy Osbourne – was in Black Sabbath

10. By Anonymous
    On June 1, 2008 at

    This can apply to EVERY rock and roll musician that’s married?

11. By venomtommy
    On June 2, 2008 at

    david lee roth

12. By Art Chic
    On June 2, 2008 at

    David Lee Roth is gay!
    “Self Destrutive” = “Appetite for destruction= – Slash from Guns and Roses btw Slash is looking very fat and Black these days with his hair off his face showing his African facial features (his mom is Black).

13. By Anonymous
    On June 2, 2008 at

    slash

14. By Anonymous
    On June 2, 2008 at

    slash

15. By Anonymous
    On June 2, 2008 at

    I don’t think Guns’n'Roses was ever considered heavy metal – hard rock, yes, but not metal.

16. By Art Chic
    On June 2, 2008 at

    You may have a point there 1:16 but what other rocker is married …

17. By Mrs. Roth
    On June 2, 2008 at

    You idiots…it’s Ozzy!
    How could you miss my drag queen schtick on stage, stick a moo moo and a big wig on me and I’m Carmen Miranda.

18. By Anonymous
    On June 2, 2008 at

    OMG, is David Lee Roth really gay???

19. By Anonymous
    On June 3, 2008 at

    Couldn’t be Ozzy; he’s so feeble I don’t believe his manhood works any more!

20. By Art Chic
    On June 3, 2008 at

    Yes David Lee Roth is gay google that shiz.
    In the past decade have you seen him photographed on a date with a female? Nope not even a beard so for that I give the man props.

21. By Anonymous
    On June 3, 2008 at

    Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, Vince Neil…take your pick.

22. By Anonymous
    On June 3, 2008 at

    Has to be Meatloaf!!

23. By Anonymous
    On June 3, 2008 at

    Neither Tommy Lee, Nikki Six or Bret Michaels is married…don’t know about Vince neill

24. By d'oh
    On June 4, 2008 at

    Andy Dick???

25. By Anonymous
    On June 4, 2008 at

    James Hetfield

26. By Anonymous
    On June 4, 2008 at

    Alice Cooper?

27. By debutante
    On June 5, 2008 at

    If it is Slash, his book is an awesome read !

28. By kk
    On June 6, 2008 at

    it’s Steven Tyler

29. By Anonymous
    On June 6, 2008 at

    Rod Stewart!!!

30. By Anonymous
    On June 7, 2008 at

    Lance Bass it’s obvious

31. By Anonymous
    On June 7, 2008 at

    Steven Tyler is divorced. Aerosmith isn’t considered metal. It’s rock.
    It’s definately Slash.

32. By Anonymous
    On June 8, 2008 at

    Oh come on! It’s not Slash – it’s James Hetfield from Metallica!

33. By Anonymous
    On June 9, 2008 at

    I don’t get it. What’s so shocking about this? Sounds more like a hobby than a vice.
    Only thing shameful is that he’s too lazy to do the cutting himself.

34. By Anonymous
    On June 10, 2008 at

    James Hetfield from Metallica is so NOT MACHO… it’s SLASH the reluctant Black man.

35. By anti-tox
    On June 11, 2008 at

    I think the assistant’s name is Edwardo.. I win!

36. By Marilyn
    On June 16, 2008 at

    Gene Simmons doesn’t drink, smoke or take drugs so it can’t be him.

37. By Anonymous
    On June 16, 2008 at

    Definitely Tommy Lee

38. By Anonymous
    On June 16, 2008 at

    Doesnt say he is still married

39. By Anonymous
    On June 17, 2008 at

    It says he cleaned up his act, so he wouldn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. Duh. If he does, it’s NOT him.

40. By Anonymous
    On June 17, 2008 at

    Gene Simmons isn’t married and has never been married.

41. By caro
    On August 14, 2008 at

    mettalica guy,james helfield!

42. By Anonymous
    On August 26, 2008 at

    It couldn’t POSSIBLY be poor old Ozzy, how stupid! He can barely navigate around his own house.
    And an assistant clipping out pictures of women out of reading material? Equally stupid! What happens when the sex fiend sees women out in public? Does the assistant blindfold the guy when a woman is spotted up ahead? Dumb!
    It’s probably Slash. Though I doubt his equipment is in working order, either.

43. By Anonymous
    On August 30, 2008 at

    Sebastian bach from skid row? My friend did him way back in the day and he was a mess – into needles and watersports. Now he’s married but I wonder..

44. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2008 at

    David Lee Roth – poor Valerie!

45. By Anonymous
    On March 4, 2009 at

    Zack Wilde, maybe…

46. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    It’s GOT to be James Hetfield – metal, A.A., married. Yep, James!

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