BENJI MADDEN: THE LONELY GUY

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Paris Hilton has showed her true colors- she chose money over love! The novelty of having a boyfriend who was devoted to her and treated her well wore off because Benji Madden didn’t have enough money. Benji is not exactly broke, but a house in Glendale is not Paris’s dream come true. She likes yachts and private jets and guys who give her diamonds. Paris has found herself a billionaire (It’s NOT Stavros Niarcos) and she won’t be looking back. More details to come. We’re betting Benji’s brother Joel is getting nervous about now because he’s got the same problem with Nicole Ritchie.

14 Comments so far

1. By gerard Vandenberg
   On November 20, 2008 at

   When sex was involved the story ended, folks!!

2. By Anonymous
   On November 20, 2008 at

   what’s love got to do with it? Those boys rode on the coattails of Nicole and Paris to the D-list..now it’s back to the Z-list.

3. By Sheknows
   On November 20, 2008 at

   Well… maybe Paris is not contented with what Benji has.

4. By Anonymous
   On November 20, 2008 at

   Janet, first of all Paris and Benji were in a fake relationship, just like Jake and Reese
   Secondly, Benji is a depraved lunatic.

5. By Anonymous
   On November 21, 2008 at

   Joel and Nicole have a child together – its hardly the same relationship that benji and paris had. im sure joel and nicole wont break up, and if they do, it wont be for the same reason

6. By GG Allin
   On November 21, 2008 at

   Let it be clear,
   Benji and his brother are no real punks. If they were, they would have never gotten involved with the skank whores they got involved with. They would have known they’re more fake than a 3 dollar bill.
   Let’s hope Paris gets dumped by the billionaire for someone more glamorous.

7. By Cece
   On November 21, 2008 at

   Benji is better off without that herpes ho.

8. By Anon1
   On November 21, 2008 at

   There is nothing worse for a man’s ego than being with a rich girl

9. By Reta
   On November 22, 2008 at

   He better go dip his penis in a vat of listerine peroxide and bleach to get the stank of that skanky trollop with the horse feet off him before he goes trying to “date” around with anyone else..nobody is going to want to have at him after he’s been in Paris with her herpes snatch.

10. By Reta
    On November 22, 2008 at

    He better go dip his penis in a vat of listerine peroxide and bleach to get the stank of that skanky trollop with the horse feet off him before he goes trying to “date” around with anyone else..nobody is going to want to have at him after he’s been in Paris with her herpes snatch.

11. By Life's choices, part 3
    On November 22, 2008 at

    Nothing like telling it like it is, Reta
    However, in the insane, depraved, low-moral place we call GollyWeird, there will be multitudes of wanna-be loves of this somewhat simple-minded boy.
    He may need a few hours to get over PH though, before he jumps back into the merry-go-round of skank dating.

12. By MamaSan
    On November 22, 2008 at

    Broken up? Say it ain’t so. Darn darn darn…I was breathlessly awaiting to see who would design Ms. Hilton’s wedding gown. I am so totally in shock.

13. By VintageDolly
    On November 22, 2008 at

    They must have had some truely ugly sex.

14. By Anonymous
    On November 23, 2008 at

    Wedding gown by Valtrex or Astroglide. Paris is a useless whore. Her nose looks like a penis.

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