BRAD, IS THAT A CANDY BAR IN YOUR POCKET?

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie look cool, calm, and collected at “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” screening in New Orleans. Brad is dressed to kill – does anyone want to hazard a guess as to what he has in his pants pocket?

24 Comments so far

1. By Bu
   On December 1, 2008 at

   His Cigarettes as per usual.

2. By Anonymous
   On December 1, 2008 at

   cell phone obviously

3. By Anonymous
   On December 1, 2008 at

   Something you smoke, just …. something.

4. By gay tallywacker
   On December 1, 2008 at

   His sensitivity chip.

5. By for real
   On December 1, 2008 at

   his garage door opener

6. By kendall
   On December 1, 2008 at

   OMG!!! Ange’s not wearing black!!!!

7. By Anonymous
   On December 2, 2008 at

   The little box that viper put his nuts in….

8. By Anonymous
   On December 2, 2008 at

   The remains of his career?

9. By Anonymous
   On December 2, 2008 at

   The new administration will endanger us for they will let expire or remove the protections in place that have kept us safe for almost 8 years.

10. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    how healthy mentally and physically could the offspring of these pregorexic celebs turn out ????
    ie: jolie,kidman,ritchie…

11. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    I predict Hwood will throw every award including OSCARS not for their acting but for their “GLOBAL WORK” with the UN and politics instead of acting talent.

12. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    well, it can’t be a cell phone in his pocket cause he regressed to the 30’s about a month ago.

13. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    What’s in his pocket? A small box containing what’s left of his hotness? A list of paparazzi phone numbers to call to catch the “spontaneous” moments when they take the children out? Toupee glue? A vial of Billy Bob’s blood?
    We know it’s not Brad’s balls, because Scrangelina has them locked in a vault.

14. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    Of all men on earth, he looks baaaad in a stashe.

15. By wickedorchid
    On December 2, 2008 at

    Marlboro Light 100s. Duh!

16. By Anonymous
    On December 2, 2008 at

    Is old-horse face herself — Jennifer Aniston — stalking them somewhere back in the crowd?

17. By Randy River
    On December 2, 2008 at

    Duh, it is his wifes balls.

18. By Jasper's Goat
    On December 2, 2008 at

    It’s a list of the whore’s rules. And he damn well better follow them, too and help take care of the 1/2 dozen United Nations Kids or else, she will walk. A free spirit she is….now and always, no matter what. She said so on Barbara Wawa’s show.

19. By Anderson
    On December 2, 2008 at

    His big, hot, hard peen

20. By Anderson
    On December 2, 2008 at

    His big, hot, hard peen which I want in my mouth

21. By Anderson
    On December 2, 2008 at

    His big, hot, hard peen which I want in my mouth

22. By da truth is
    On December 2, 2008 at

    His Blackberry, he always has one with him for years to check on the kids. On every red carpet he is seen with a cell phone.

23. By Anon1
    On December 4, 2008 at

    Crackberry ..God he is repugnant

24. By Anonymous
    On December 6, 2008 at

    I think he has a hard on.
    After the Cannes premiere for Ocean’s Thirteen, he followed Angelina into the back of the limo. In one move he swept her up onto his lap and into a lip lock that lasted until the car was out of sight. It was the sexiest move I’ve ever seen.
    I can see a red carpet walk being a turn on.

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