Month: January 2009

MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN TAKE A BREAK FROM HIGH HEELS

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen had a business meeting in the fashionable meat packing district of New York. As usual, Mary-Kate is a little more accessorized than her sister, but we love how tiny Ashley looks in flat boots. (Especially compared to the giant behind her.)

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WHAT A DIFFERENCE A COCKTAIL MAKES

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The usually stern faced Jessica Alba is pictured here leaving the nightclub Bardot after a girls night out with her buddies. Is she tipsy? She hasn’t looked this happy in a VERY long time. We’re thinking she needs a night out with her girlfriends more often. We almost didn’t recognize her. It looks like she’s letting her bangs grow out.

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JESSICA SIMPSON FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES

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Seething mad about the weight gain comments after her Florida performance in mom jeans, Jessica Simpson pulled out all her ammunition at her Virginia show. She followed the list of tips that fashion mags give women about “looking ten pounds thinner instantly.” First she put on her highest heels, then she dressed in black from head to toe. (Unfortunately, skin-tight, shiny black isn’t what they meant) Finally, she poofed her hair out to the max – lots of hair supposedly makes a body look small. We think a new stylist is in order.

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HAS LISA RINNA TAKEN LEAVE OF HER SENSES?

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Lisa Rinna’s head since we saw photos of her at the SAG Awards in this dress with an impossibly high slit . We thought it was bad taste having her spanx or flesh colored underwear on display, but when we were told by people who examined the photos microscopically that she is flaunting bare skin, we were appalled. Consider the psychological implications. Is Lisa really running around in skimpy clothes without underwear like Britney in her crazy days? Is Lisa capable of such a glaring faux pas? Flashing to get attention is not pretty.

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MICHAEL JACKSON IS UNLOADING HIS PECULIAR COLLECTIONS

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The people at Juliens Auctions have a massive job sorting through the contents of Neverland in preparation for the auction of Michael Jackson’s possessions on April 21. Michael just walked away from Neverland and left everything behind him. The stuff is warehoused in a huge space somewhere in Los Angeles. We were most amused to hear that Jackson had an enormous collection of Lladro type porcelain figurines of rosy-cheeked children and MOUNTAINS of photographs of babies and children – none of them his own. He also collected large full color ads used in stores to sell products for babies and kids. The catalog is in five volumes and it’s bound to be a collector’s item.

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SARA GILBERT PUTS EDUCATION BEFORE FASHION

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It’s funny how Sara Gilbert has always played smart characters – she’s currently playing a bainiac on The Big Bang Theory. MAYBE it’s because she graduated from Yale with honors in 1997. Say what you will about her fashion choices, she does have a pair of adorable kids – Levi, 4, and Sawyer,1 and a half. Sara and her longtime partner Allison Adler each gave birth to one child.

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NOTHING COMES BETWEEN CHER AND HER SUNGLASSES

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Cher LOVES to shop in the cosmetics department of Barneys. (The last time she visited Sephora she spent $800 on makeup – and that’s not easy.) On this visit she refused to remove her sunglasses but it was very difficult to see the products and colors through the dark lenses. Most people would push their glasses up on their head, but Cher chose to slide her shades down under her nose, thus creating a whole new look.

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MILEY CYRUS LOOKS HER AGE

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We like this photo of Miley Cyrus because she looks like a typical happy-go-lucky teenager instead of a Hollywood hottie wannabe. Maybe she’s super casual because her boyfriend Justin Gaston isn’t around.

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THE TRAVOLTA BLACKMAIL PLOT THICKENS

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John Travolta’s blackmail situation regarding the death of his son Jett makes the whole story look more fishy. It is now known that the blackmail document released emergency services of liability because Travolta wanted to take his son to FLORIDA, instead of to the local hospital in the Bahamas after his seizure. Since Jett was barely alive when medics arrived and in need of EMERGENCY treatment, this is a very peculiar choice indeed. (For whatever reason, John changed his mind, or it was changed for him.) No WONDER those crooked Bahamians figured John would want that kept quiet. We can only assume that John planned to fly his son to the Clearwater headquarters of Scientology where his home and landing field is. THAT sounds like an attempted to cover up to us.

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PAMELA ANDERSON DIDN'T REALLY SAY NO TO CHAMPAGNE

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Party girl Pamela Anderson hosted a night at Primal nightclub in Atlanta and she was an active participant in the festivities. She arrived on time and, unlike SOME people we know, didn’t retreat to a dark corner. She mingled with the crowd of 2000 – posing for photos and sipping champagne. She danced and flirted and partied until 2:30 AM. Pam and her pals were put up at the W Hotel in midtown Atlanta. It’s rumored that she was paid around $50,000 for the night and promoters say she was worth every cent.

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