JOAQUIN PHOENIX NEEDS A BATH

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We can’t decide which is worse- the front view of Joaquin Phoenix or the back view. When he took off his knit cap it became evident that his matted and unwashed hair is forming dreadlocks. Maybe he quit acting to become a musician because he figured rockstars don’t have to bathe. Anyway, we’re sure his female fans were jolted to see him looking like this when he performed at LAVO at The Palazzo in Las Vegas. Rumor has it he’s planning to record with the British band The Charlatans.

Posted by hoodlum on January 17, 2009

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  1. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Oh Dear! This is awful. What happened to the handsome guy in “Walk the Line”? Janet, are you sure this is him?

  2. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    It is evident that medication is in order and a good shrink! Unfortunate but he is off the rails a tad!

  3. By gerard Vandenberg
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Trying to be a GRIZZLY ADAMS lookalike can be a pretty tough job, folks!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Janet, hair does not ‘form itself’ into dreadlocks. It must be manipulated by a hair stylist.
    Also your statement regarding The Charlatans is complete rubbish.

  5. By Rosalita
    On January 18, 2009 at

    His hair doesn’t look dirty. It looks clean and uncombed.

  6. By Jiro
    On January 18, 2009 at

    The STAR magazine reported he is having mental problems, that is …flashbacks of when his brother River Overdosed outside the Viper Room. He can’t shake images of his brother writing in pain outside the V.R. and many stood around (drunk) and would not call for help.

  7. By jiro
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Correction: That is WRITHING in pain, not WRITING in pain.

  8. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    he looks very similar to Jim Morrison before he died…

  9. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    he DOES look like Jim Morrison

  10. By equanimity
    On January 18, 2009 at

    This photo has been digitally altered, I saw a video of Joaquin and his hair DID not look like this. Shame on you for making this up, what gives you the right to make fun of someone who has never bothered you.

  11. By theatre thug
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Loved him in Parenthood!

  12. By Kittee Kattee
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Joaquin was recently seen shaven with shorter hair. Judging by these photos, I’m thinking it’s faked, just like his “music” career.
    ^..^

  13. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    It’s hard to believe he was EVER good looking.

  14. By Anonymous
    On January 19, 2009 at

    Finally…a personal style befitting his harelip.

  15. By crtb
    On January 19, 2009 at

    Hair will lock by itself when it is left uncombed.
    The Rastafarians who were the first people to ever wear dreadlocks never had their hair done by a stylist. They just left their hair under a cap and let nature take its course and the hair naturally locked. It has since turned into a hair style and people get “it done” by braiders.

  16. By Barbi
    On January 26, 2009 at

    Good Lord! That looks like it could be lice! My kids picked it up from school at the end of the year and I had a terrible time getting rid of it. He’ll have to start with getting his head and face shaved!

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