EVEN KABBALAH CAN'T PATCH THINGS UP BETWEEN SANDRA BERNHARD AND MADONNA

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Sandra Bernhard and Madonna have Kabbalah and preteen daughters in common, but their friendship remains on the rocks. Bernhard occasionally dishes Madonna in her stand up act, and Madonna simply ignores her. Sandra is pictured in New York, walking her ten year old, Cicely, home from school. Obviously they attend Kabbalah services at different locations because they never run into each other or are seen socializing together. And they were such good pals in the early 90’s.

19 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 10, 2009 at

   Sandra’s daughter is very cute. The father must be a real looker. Sandra is wise to stay as far away from that soul-stealing hag, Madonna.

2. By Reta
   On March 10, 2009 at

   I think the girl is adopted. I don’t recall any info on her having a baby, seems she just suddenly had a kid. Plus, she’s been a lesbian for years! It’s the Rosie version of having kids!!

3. By Jasper's Goat
   On March 10, 2009 at

   I would hope Cicely googles Kabbalah and see what a demonic cult this is. This is amazing that virtually none of the members won’t take a couple of hours to read everything they can about it and realize how off-the-wall and hellish it really is. Oh, well, maybe they don’t want to know. One thing is for sure, when they kick out, they will go to (not heaven).

4. By Saucy Sara
   On March 10, 2009 at

   Sandra had Cicely via Caesarean, per wikipedia. She never divulged the pappy. Guess was Mr. Petri-dish. She has always been a flaming lesbian.

5. By Anonymous
   On March 10, 2009 at

   ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END!

6. By Borg Queen
   On March 10, 2009 at

   They were best friends until Madonna stole Sandra Bernhard’s girlfriend at the time (i.e. Ingrid Cesares). A real friend would not have done that.

7. By Anonymous
   On March 10, 2009 at

   Sandra has a face that only her father (he was a proctologist) could love.

8. By Bitchie McSnit
   On March 10, 2009 at

   Sandra had artificial insemination and was dating and living with actress Patti Velasquez at the time, she did her Marty Callner HBO special when she was preggers with Cicely…

9. By Anonymous
   On March 10, 2009 at

   Sandra is still not over the Vadge…grossss

10. By Sebastian Stoker
    On March 10, 2009 at

    Sandra was one of the good things to come out of the 80’s, and Madonna one of the bad. Everyone thinks Bernhardt is the loser in the situation because she is not as famous or rich as Mad Madge. Wrong! Sandra still has her artistic integrity and her soul, while Madonna has screwed over just about everyone in her life, and is just a Gucci version of a trailer-park mom – shaking her booty for anyone who will watch, dressing like a teen-tramp, and chasing after one inappropriate guy after another. Even hundreds of millions of dollars can’t remove the smell of skank.

11. By Anonymous
    On March 10, 2009 at

    The filth these two questionable women have spewed out for public cnsumption will never be fogiven by the Great Creator. Take Heed.

12. By valley girl
    On March 11, 2009 at

    Another corrupt humanoid is Kelly Ripa: She is so enamored with GLAAD and she so worships Madonna that she would gladly loan Madonna and Sandra her Hamptons mansion for their lovefest.

13. By Anonymous
    On March 11, 2009 at

    I saw Sandra Bernhard’s live performance last year and she is still wonderful and biting and iconoclastic. She *has* lost her edge, but I think her “mean” edge. For instance, she didn’t pick on audience members like she used to.
    Sandra speaks her truth. It just so happens that her “venue” is live performance. Madonna has records and rock tours.
    I can imagine that when they were friends it was a crazy storm of celebrity around them. Maybe some bad stuff went down.
    Sandra made fun of Madonna in her act, by the way. It almost makes me think that Bernhard is not interested in reconnecting.

14. By Scuntina
    On March 11, 2009 at

    Sandra’s live act is fun but she shouldn’t sing, she’s not a good singer. I’m so sick of Madonna I could puke. I found a cd of “Confessions” lying in the middle of the road while I was out jogging last week. She’s officially out of ideas when she has to sample an old ABBA track. Gays can be very gullible when it comes to show biz, a lot of ‘em don’t have any taste.

15. By lola
    On March 11, 2009 at

    Sandra BErnhard is the one who introduced Madonna to Kaballah and the Bergs. Her daughter looks even uglier than she does. Sandra always mentions Madonna and is always asked about Madonna or refered to as Madonna ex friend. Madonna never talks about Sandra and is never refered to as Sandra ex friends..because contrary to Sandra Madonna has a lot more in her life than old sour grapes just like Madonna does not care about people trashing her because she’s an icon no matter what some say it’s just their wishful thinking.

16. By Anonymous
    On March 11, 2009 at

    That Sandra still has any kind of live act career is a testament to the eternal optimism of her fans — who keep hoping she’ll eventually say something witty or insightful.

17. By gerard vandenberg
    On March 11, 2009 at

    Give the “CABLE GUY” a call, folks?

18. By Anonymous
    On March 12, 2009 at

    That isn’t a kid, it’s Carol Kane’s Mini-Me!

19. By Sebastian Stoker
    On April 15, 2009 at

    Madonna an icon? More like a false idol.

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