IT'S MELANIA AND DONALD TRUMP'S OFFSPRING

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Dapper little Baron Trump looks like he’ll grow up to be quite a catch – maybe for Suri or Shiloh or Violet Affleck. We love this photo of Donald’s wife Melania and Baron because she looks like a perky ventriloquist with a dazed dummy.

19 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 5, 2009 at

   That little boy is beautiful and he does not look like a dummy. Only a bitter childless person would make such a comment.

2. By Reta
   On March 5, 2009 at

   I understand your comment completely Janet, it’s the position of the two, the “dummy & ventriloquist pose” they are in, AND the blank look on his face that could be from a doll waiting for someone to stick a hand up his backside and make him “talk”…GEEEZ lighten up asshole.

3. By Anonymous
   On March 6, 2009 at

   Haha he does look like a dummy/marionette and he looks thrilled! He is very beautiful though, unlike his dad and older bros.

4. By Anonymous
   On March 6, 2009 at

   Janet, love the site but there are way too many posts on the initial page load. It takes to much time and bandwith for the initial load. Pleae fix.

5. By Bambi
   On March 6, 2009 at

   Believe it: she will have a lower back ache, leg ache, and others aches and pains if she stayed in this position too long.

6. By Anonymous
   On March 6, 2009 at

   Doesn’t he look happy? Poor child stuck with that stinking rodent’s DNA. At least his gold-digging mother is attractive, in a pointless way.

7. By Anonymous
   On March 6, 2009 at

   CUTE KID…..WONDER IF DADDY WILL HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT….THEY SAY HE’S LEVERAGED TO THE HILT……

8. By gerard Vandenberg
   On March 6, 2009 at

   THANKS, puking goes much easier now, folks!!

9. By Anonymous
   On March 6, 2009 at

   Awh shuddup.. on zapping the boy. A happy, well loved, nicely dressed, obedient, considerate and educated child is a miracle in this liberal/decadent day and age. Hands on mom Melania is doing it right. I bet this will be the only child Trump trusts and is greatly proud of in the end.

10. By Miss Rule
    On March 6, 2009 at

    Melania is a billion times better mom than those skanky beeches Ivana and Marla. Shame on you for putting down the young lad and mom.

11. By Nanny 911
    On March 6, 2009 at

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    1) His ears need pinning back.
    2) She has oodles of help, nannies and cooks and maids.

12. By MamaSan
    On March 6, 2009 at

    Is she part Chinese? (almond-shaped eyes). And as Bambi from above said, you could pull a muscle or a disc in a position like this.

13. By chewonthis
    On March 6, 2009 at

    Melania hung on to the big fish like a crazed chimp until he buckled and proposed. And the kid seals the deal. Hope his empire doesn’t crash.

14. By Anonymous
    On March 6, 2009 at

    She ordered her eyes made that way from the factory, idiot!

15. By Anonymous
    On March 6, 2009 at

    He’s so cute looks nothing like his dad thank goodness!

16. By gerard Vandenberg
    On March 7, 2009 at

    She looks like “CATWOMAN”, folks!!

17. By Anonymous
    On March 7, 2009 at

    YUP THE EYES LOOKED PULLED, AN EYE JOB……SHE’S STARTING YOUNG…..

18. By Debutante
    On March 9, 2009 at

    She’s had a load of plastic surgery. i’ve heard her original nose was quite a honker!
    She’s looking younger & younger !

19. By Jeannified
    On March 11, 2009 at

    I can’t believe how he’s grown! It seems like he was just a baby not that long ago! He’s such an adorable little boy now!

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