RIHANNA LOVES HER CANDY

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It's 2 Am and Rihanna has just walked out of Bar Deluxe in West Hollywood. As she climbs into her waiting SUV, she is greeted by a girl’s best friend. It’s not Chris Brown – it’s a small mountain of snacks – candy, bubble gum, chips, chocolate. She has something to munch on all the way home.

16 Comments so far

1. By Strom
   On March 27, 2009 at

   She is no babe to start with and her caboose will soon ecome the size of Oprah’s!

2. By Bambi
   On March 27, 2009 at

   Is that tattoos on her big legs or patterned hosiery? Never saw legs that strange before.

3. By Chris Brown
   On March 27, 2009 at

   Damn, I told that girl to stock up on bbq chips and grape soda. I would smack that beotch but I gotta focus on my career.
   And she best not be eating too much. She’s got some frickin elephant legs going there.

4. By Anonymous
   On March 27, 2009 at

   Piggy face and her ‘guns’ tattoos are as cheap and ugly as she is! next time she deserves to be tramped on cause she’s the biggest hobag around today!

5. By Anonymous
   On March 27, 2009 at

   a no class ho.

6. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2009 at

   It’s only a matter of time before this trash bag is ghetto-slapped again by Brown or er real pimp, the ‘gangster’ Jayzee.

7. By chewonthis
   On March 28, 2009 at

   Speaking of Jayzee: Ptooey, I can’t stand him, he is one ugly dude and I can’t imagine how my eyes would hurt if I had to look at him for a long time. He is a reprobate and his mega-bucks has nothing to do with his character. Yuck, how can Beyonce and his other whores stand it.

8. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2009 at

   When she first hit the scene, she was so beautiful and had such a wonderful voice. She could have had a real, classy singing career.
   Instead, she sang one of the most stupid songs ever written (ella ella ella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and runs around with thugs.
   I have lost all affection and respect for her.

9. By Anonymous
   On March 28, 2009 at

   Notice the low-class trashy candy. Like, where’s the Godiva chocolates, or something exquisite from Europe?

10. By .x.
    On March 28, 2009 at

    omg, I have those same napkins (in the candy basket)… rofl

11. By Moshe
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Black women just don’t have it as far as class or lasting looks!

12. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Why doesn’t she just go away, like fall into the waters of her homeland and never float up, the skank moron stupid shebeast.

13. By toler
    On April 7, 2009 at

    To Comment # 324966 – March 29, 2009 10:25 PM
    But if Rihanna went away, what would people like you do with yourselves? Better that you expend your psy.chotic rage online on a strange girl that you’ll never meet than on some poor soul in the real world.

14. By toler
    On April 7, 2009 at

    BWAAAHHHH!You’ve probably never been within 5ft of a black woman in real life! Pictures don’t count, you mouth-breathing troglodyte.

15. By toler
    On April 7, 2009 at

    Yeah, because everyone knows that junk food quality is a timeless and incontrovertible marker of class and breeding…
    But seriously, all sarcasm aside, you’re a moron. I can get Godiva chocolate at my local 7-11. What kind of trailer park hell are YOU living in?

16. By Anonymous
    On April 7, 2009 at

    “Is that tattoos on her big…”
    That’s ‘ARE THOSE tattoos..,” you oaf.Subject-verb agreement: you should look it up.
    Also, you’re either extremely visually impaired or delusional – Rihanna’s legs are obviously bare.

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