HOW NOT TO SELL UNDERPANTS

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Believe it or not, this is a photo of David Beckham. Emporio Armani shows how to take a gorgeous guy and make him look uncomfortable and effeminate. The scowl, the painted on abs are absurd and the shiny comb-over is embarrassing, but the all-over greasy skin is the last straw. Who does he remind you of in this photo?

Posted by Janet on June 11, 2009

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  1. By Anonymous
    On June 11, 2009 at

    The guy is a tated up fool. Americans couldn’t care less. So him and his **** wife left and went somewhere else.

  2. By Anonymous
    On June 11, 2009 at

    Oh no! I hope he’s not trying to hang himself, we couldn’t bare it!

  3. By MamaSan
    On June 11, 2009 at

    I forget which country is now harboring David and his scowling, mousy-face, fugly wife. Whoever you are: THANK YOU !!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On June 11, 2009 at

    Good riddance.
    Are real men being discrimated against now.

  5. By Jane Silberry
    On June 11, 2009 at

    This man is a euro-douchebag with the voice and I.Q. of a young child.

  6. By Anonymous
    On June 12, 2009 at

    Yuck. Why do they have to make him look so faggy? Who are they trying to sell underwear to? Not my husband, that’s for sure.

  7. By cal
    On June 12, 2009 at

    yeah looks faggy alright – guess it appeals to the gay crowd.
    the money and life style he has goes to show he actually has a very high IQ.

  8. By Anonymous
    On June 12, 2009 at

    Looks like Armani has just one-upped Calvin Klein for ridiculousness — which is quite an accomplishment! Don’t aging queens know when to retire these days? And the spray-on abs tell you everything you need to know about this poseur and his Minnie Mouse voice.

  9. By Anonymous
    On June 12, 2009 at

    He looks like a cross between HGTV’s Steve Hanneman and Mr. Spock.

  10. By i am smart
    On June 12, 2009 at

    Does he stuff? Or, better yet, does one of Armani employees stuff him? If so, I’m sure there is a fight amongst the faggot employees as to who gets the job. It’s like….me, me, me, choose me.

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