SUDDENLY, MICKEY ROURKE FELT DIMINUTIVE, AND HE DIDN’T LIKE IT

Filed Under: High Heels > London > Mickey Rourke

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

We sense that Mickey Rourke is feeling miniscule in this photo taken at a London club called Alto. Mickey arrived with this leggy blonde named Kristina around 1:30 and left two hours later. When they were walking out she tried to link arms with him but he resisted, petulantly saying that he didn’t want to be photographed that way. He walked off ahead of her. It’s amazing what a pair of seven inch platform heels will do to a man.

LINDA HAMILTON HAS A CULT FOLLOWING

Filed Under: Beauty and the Beast > Linda Hamilton > Terminator > Uncategorized

Photo Credit: Splash News

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen “Beauty and the Beast” series star Linda Hamilton and we didn’t recognize her at first. Linda, 52, was snapped selling autographed photos at the Fan Expo on Toronto. Celebrities can make thousands of dollars a day in cash doing that, although The Terminator star probably doesn’t need the money. She married well. When she divorced “Titanic” director James Cameron in 1999, she supposedly got a fifty million dollar settlement.

JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!

Filed Under: Cat Man > Jocelyn Wildenstein > Plastic Surgery > Tattoos

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Not to be outdone by cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, this man named Dennis Avner, has transformed himself into a cat. He says he is Huron and Lakota and his transformation into a tiger is an old Huron Indian tradition. Little did we know. He has tattooed his entire body with tiger stripes, filed his teeth and nails, and attaches whiskers to the studs above his mouth. He’s had twenty facial surgeries to look more tigerish, and if you want to invite him to your party, click HERE.

MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED A FAMILY OF “HOME ALONE” BOYS

Filed Under: Blanket > Father > Macauley Culkin > Michael Jackson > Paris Jackson > Prince Jackson > Secret > Sperm Donor

In February 2007, we wrote:

“We can’t help but notice that those new pictures from TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblance.”

At the time this was published at JCH, TMZ had a photo of Paris and Prince Michael looking a lot like young Macaulay Culkin - who we‘ve suspected was sperm donor since Paris’s birth. Since child actor Mark Lester willingly donated sperm for Michael, is it so far-fetched to believe that Mac would do him the same favor? Culkin has firmly denied being the father of Blanket, but what about the OTHER two kids?

MICHAEL JACKSON’S DOCTORS FOUGHT OVER HIM

Filed Under: Dr Arnold Klein > Dr Steven Hoefflin > Drugs > Michael Jackson > Plastic Surgery

Somehow with all the Michael Jackson information circulating, we became aware of intense competition between Michael’s doctors. Michael’s plastic surgeon Dr Steven Hoefflin and his dermatologist, Dr Arnie Klein, have nothing good to say about each other. For years, Dr Hoefflin enjoyed the perks of being Michael’s “special travelling companion and personal physician.” He performed numerous surgical procedures (under the desired anesthetics) and wrote prescriptions and earned a LOT of money with Michael. Until Dr Klein came along, that is. Dr Klein convinced Michael that he didn’t need any more plastic surgery – especially on his nose – that he needed fillers instead. Michael dropped Dr Hoefflin and threw his money at Dr Klein – helping him become one of the most powerful doctors in Beverly Hills. Dr Hoefflin wasn’t happy, and accused Dr Klein of worsening Michael’s lupus with massive injections of collagen. But in the end he has the last laugh – so far HE’S not being investigated.

MICHAEL JACKSON AND NORWOOD YOUNG HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

Filed Under: Birthday > Hancock Park > Michael Jackson > Norwood Young

Michael Jackson and Norwood Young (He owns the Michelangelo house in Hancock Park) happen to have birthdays a day apart, so Norwood honored himself and Michael at a big party Friday night. Norwood decorated his front yard with a Jumbotron showing his and Michael’s videos, a giant glittery white glove, a large throne, 12 foot cardboard figures of himself and Jackson (that’s Norwood, above,) and best of all, he dressed all the naked David statues in red Michael style jackets and no pants! Norwood considers himself the King of Hancock Park and Michael, the King of Pop, so it all made sense to him. The display drew quite a crowd and Norwood thoughtfully provided porta-potties parked in the street in front of his house. Neighbors still don’t know what to make of him, but they know he doesn’t mind attention.

THE HEARTBROKEN WOMAN DJ AM LEFT BEHIND

Filed Under: DJ AM > Deceased > Drugs > Mother

Photo Credit: Splash News

DJ AM’s drug related death at 36, is another Hollywood tragedy. While Adam Goldstein’s celebrity friends are calling attention to themselves by twittering about how upset they are about his abrupt departure, one person remains silent. That would be his MOTHER Andrea Gross. She was the first person Adam called from the ambulance after his near fatal plane crash. Adam’s heartbroken mother supported him all his life – through drug addiction and several visits to rehab. She took care of him after his gastric bypass and after his plane crash. When he was starting out as a DJ, she coaxed her friends into hiring him for bar mitzvahs and weddings. Andrea never gave up on her son, and it’s a real shame that he couldn’t control his addictions, and enjoy his abundant life.

LINDSAY LOHAN PUCKERS UP

Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan > Lips > Plastic Surgery

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

We saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan shopping in West Hollywood and hesitated because SOMETHING looks different about her. Hmmm, it’s not her fingerless leather gloves in the summer, or the blonde hair. …Of course! it’s her LIPS! We think they look freshly injected – do you agree?

HELENA CHRISTENSEN AND HER SON OF A SUPERMODEL

Filed Under: Helena Christensen > Kids > Mingus Reedus > Norman Reedus

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

It makes sense that if you’re the son of former Miss Denmark and supermodel Helena Christensen, and hot actor Norman Reedus, you might be genetically blessed. (Remember Helena in Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video?) Helena and her exboyfriend Norman are pictured above carefully crossing the street with their son Mingus,10. Mingus is not only cute, but he’s described as a chess prodigy.

REVEALED: KATHY GRIFFIN’S SECRET BOYFRIEND IS TOM VISE

Filed Under: Boyfriend > Kathy Griffin > My Life on the D-List > Tom Vise

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Kathy Griffin doesn’t want anyone to know, but she’s had a secret boyfriend for awhile now. She likes to keep HER life private, and enjoys misleading everyone by being photographed with guys like Steve Wozniak and Levi Johnston. Actually, we just learned that Kathy is dating Tom Vise - he’s her “tour manager” and live-in assistant on her show “My Life on the D-List,” but in real life he’s her boyfriend. Affable Tom is obviously a good catch – note that he is carrying Kathy’s handbag as they leave Beso.

WHO WOULDN’T WANT SANDRA BULLOCK FOR A MOTHER?

Filed Under: Custody > Jesse James > Kids > Porn Star

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Sandra Bullock seems really happy with her life. She was seen at LAX with her husband Jesse James and her step-daughter Sunny, 5. Jesse has full custody of Sunny while his exwife, pornstar Janine Lindemulder, serves six months in jail for tax evasion. And Sandra is NOT complaining. Sandra would love for Jesse to get permanent custody of Sunny and treats her like she’s her own little girl. The three of them were very affectionate with each other at the airport.

JARED LETO LOOKS HOT AGAIN

Filed Under: "Mr Nobody" > Jared Leto > Weight

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Jared Leto is allowing himself to look good again. He’s been putting in a lot of time with his band “30 Seconds to Mars” but he also made a movie since the last time we saw him. His film career has been on the back burner since 2007 when he gained 60 pounds to play Mark David Chapman, the murderer of John Lennon in “Chapter 27.” In his new fantasy movie “Mr Nobody,” he plays an average guy who wakes up one day and he’s 120 years old. One thing about Jared, he doesn’t seem interested in playing hot leading men.

BABY ELEPHANT IS SYDNEY ZOO’S FINANCIAL SALVATION

Filed Under: Australia > Baby Elephant > Zoo

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

This baby elephant named Luk Chai has turned into a celebrity in Sydney, Australia, at the Taronga Zoo. Mischievous Luk is only a month old and he’s so playful that he draws huge crowds to the zoo. While many wildlife sanctuaries are struggling financially, little Luc has made his zoo the number one attraction for locals in the city.

90210′S SHENAE GRIMES DOESN’T MIND BEING SEEN AT THE FLEA MARKET HUNTING FOR BARGAINS

Filed Under: 90210 > Flea Market > Shanae Grimes > Shopping

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We knew that 90210’s Shanae Grimes loved to shop at Chanel and is a regular on Robertson blvd, but we didn’t realize she also loves flea markets. A girl after our own heart! The 19 year old Canadian was reportedly very excited about her vintage finds at the Melrose Trading Post in West Hollywood. She even brought her camera to shoot her friends shopping.

MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ARE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

Filed Under: Ashley Olsen > Elizabeth & James > Fashion > Mary Kate Olsen

Photo Credit: Splash News

When is the last time you saw Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen looking so blonde – or so happy? The twins are in Canada promoting their “Elizabeth & James” fashion line on the Muchmusic TV show. We’re guessing they’re happy because, despite the recession, business is good for them. It’s not often celebrity designers can start off at Wal-Mart and end up at posh stores like Barneys. The Olsens still have their tween line at Wal-Mart, they have their Elizabeth & James line at upscale department stores, and their high end collection “The Row” at exclusive boutiques.

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN’S PLANS TO HOOK UP LIKE ROMEO & JULIET ARE FOILED

Filed Under: Chris Brown > Crimes and Misdemeanors > Prison > Probation > Rihanna > Romeo & Juliet

Rihanna and Chris Brown had quite a jolt yesterday when the judge who sentenced Chris to six months of hard labor cleaning up highways and five years probation, flatly REFUSED Rihanna’s request to cancel the stay-away order. This was a real shock because Chris must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna for five years or his probation will be REVOKED and he’ll go straight to jail. Rihanna hoped the judge would drop the order. This enhances the tragic “Romeo & Juliet” aspect of their shattered romance. Insiders feel the former lovers hoped to reunite when things quieted down. Now they don’t have a chance. Smart judge.

LET’S NOT OVERLOOK CONRAD MURRAY’S CRIME AGAINST PRINCE MICHAEL

Filed Under: Dr Conrad Murray > Michael Jackson > Prince Jackson > Uncategorized

Conrad Murray is a poor excuse for a doctor in many ways. After all that education, he gave up his practice and sold himself to Michael Jackson as a drug supplier for $150,000 a month. He committed one unethical act after another because this job was “ a great opportunity.” Drugs and neglect may have killed Michael, but Murray did more than that. When he discovered that Michael had overdosed, this slimey doctor summoned Michael’s twelve year old son Prince Michael to witness the event and forced him to perform CPR on his deceased father. Why? There were other adults in the house but Murray chose to expose the terrified boy to this tragic situation. He pushed the crying boy to attempt to revive the lifeless body of the only father he ever knew. This was his last nightmarish memory of Michael. Apparently Murray hoped to use Prince as a sympathetic witness. How cruel and selfish can you get? Hopefully, Murray’s greed will get him what he deserves.

EXHIBITIONISM IS OK AT THE STANDARD HOTEL IN HOLLYWOOD

Filed Under: Britney Spears > Exhibitionism > Hotel > Sex > The Standard

The Standard hotel in New York is creating quite a stir thanks to their exhibitionistic guests. The hipster hotel features floor to ceiling windows and guests are fond of stripping and performing x-rated acts in full view of the public in the park below. Oddly enough, the Standard in West Hollywood has always featured these nudie acts in their windows but no one has ever complained. Probably because the windows face the pool and people at the pool have always found it highly entertaining. A topless Britney Spears is rumored to have been featured in the window show and former hard partiers Robert Downey Jr, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Eminem were regular voyeurs in the past. Spontaneity is encouraged at this hotel – they have vending machines at the poolside bar that sell Quicksilver bikinis and board shorts.

A TALE OF TWO AIRPORTS: KIM BASINGER HIDES HER ASSETS

Filed Under: ""The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud" > Kim Basinger > Zac Efron

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Kim Basinger is the perfect example of a celebrity who DOESN’T want to be noticed at the airport. She arrived at the Vancouver airport covered up in a big gray jacket, baggy jeans and a white t shirt. Clunky sandals, sunglasses and a hat completed her disguise. She’s in Vancouver to start filming “The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud.” Kim plays Zac Efron’s mother in this drama.

LADY GAGA IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD AT LAX

Filed Under: Fashion > LAX > Lady Gaga > Latex

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

We’ve seen some surprising airport get-ups- celebrities often try to keep their identities under wraps. That’s definitely not Lady Gaga’s motivation. She startled and delighted other passengers at LAX when she showed up wearing a scarf and a latex bra and matching tight skirt. Not surprising, since Lady Gaga says fashion is “everything” to her, and she credits Grace Jones as an inspiration. We wonder how comfortable latex is during a long flight.

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