JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!

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Not to be outdone by cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, this man named Dennis Avner, has transformed himself into a cat. He says he is Huron and Lakota and his transformation into a tiger is an old Huron Indian tradition. Little did we know. He has tattooed his entire body with tiger stripes, filed his teeth and nails, and attaches whiskers to the studs above his mouth. He’s had twenty facial surgeries to look more tigerish, and if you want to invite him to your party, click HERE.

10 Comments so far

1. By Reta
   On August 31, 2009 at

   You didn’t mention his breast implants or his “pregnant man” condition.

2. By captain america
   On August 31, 2009 at

   EVEN UGLY PEOPLE MUST DO SOMETHING!!

3. By Nursie
   On September 1, 2009 at

   boobies

4. By zombie_hands
   On September 1, 2009 at

   it has breasts?

5. By Diane M
   On September 1, 2009 at

   He’s insane! And what kind of job does this nut have that he can afford all that ‘work’ on his body?

6. By bonnie blizzard
   On September 1, 2009 at

   It now really appears we are in the last days.

7. By Bettye Bluejay
   On September 1, 2009 at

   Plastic surgery isn’t part of Native traditions.

8. By gay tallywacker
   On September 1, 2009 at

   LOL Bonnie Blizzard!!

9. By bingo
   On September 2, 2009 at

   Weird

10. By Liberal Media Is Corrupt
    On September 2, 2009 at

    What can be said about this freak.

10 Responses to “JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!”