A RUDE AWAKENING FOR PREGNANT JESSICA SIMPSON

As Jessica Simpson gets bigger every day, her father Joe is frantically trying to close a deal to sell the “exclusive” story of her pregnancy to a magazine for $500,000. In other words, for half a million dollars People or US Weekly will have a photo of plump Jessica admitting she is, indeed, pregnant. So far no one is interested in the deal. For one thing, we already KNOW she’s pregnant. And apparently she is not in Angelina Jolie’s league when it comes to baby news, so the price tag is way too high. It’s a reality check for Jessica.

Posted by Janet on October 23, 2011

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  1. By namers
    On October 23, 2011 at

    The Pimp Daddy.

  2. By Taffy Davenport
    On October 23, 2011 at

    Now, if it included footage of the conception, there might be deal.

    By the way, does she have any idea who the Daddy is?

  3. By Pit BuLL LOVER
    On October 24, 2011 at

    OBSCENE and INSANE
    and who gives a crap anyway
    srsly
    who?
    half a mill?
    please…..
    deduct 200K and that would pay off my HOUSE.

  4. By forrest gump
    On October 24, 2011 at

    they hired a stable for her next to a (red) Bull in Idaho.

  5. By Shelia
    On October 24, 2011 at

    I like her a hundred times more than Jolie. Jessica Simpson will be an awesome mom. I consider Simpson to be an actual normal looking person. She looks happier and prettier than she ever did when she was starving herself for pin up shots and movie roles.

    I’m all for being fit and healthy. You can be that way by watching your calories & fat but not starving yourself.

  6. By Joan
    On October 24, 2011 at

    She looks to be about five months pregnant. Hope she has a healthy pregnancy and baby.

  7. By Christine India aka Indy
    On October 24, 2011 at

    When the kid nurses, will it get a mouthful of silicone or saline, or will pure mama’s milk come out? :(

  8. By Dawn
    On October 24, 2011 at

    I too hope she has a healthy baby. However, she is NOT in the same league as Jolie, she has nowhere the talent that Jolie has. As for being an “awesome mom” only time and her child will be able to tell us that. She is lucky to be where she is and without her reality show with Nick she most likely would already be a has-been. I’m sure though Papa pimp is freaking out that he can’t cash in on this. And I hope not one magazine give them a cent for a picture of her or the baby.

  9. By Muffin
    On October 24, 2011 at

    Hopefully she will donate whatever money she recieves to some sort of charity! Maybe she needs to put that out there, bidders may be more willing to cough up.

  10. By Skeleton Bride
    On October 24, 2011 at

    I remember her sweet little Malti Poo, Daisy? Poor baby was killed by a coyote I believe. I know she wasn’t a child but I do remember that she took excellent care of her and devastated when she died (as most would be).

    Simpson seems like a good hearted person and I hope this baby has both parents and family to raise it in.

  11. By Denise
    On October 24, 2011 at

    Not on par with Jolie, but the baby daddy is also not on par with Mr. Pitt. Who needs to know or pay to know if she’s pregnant or not. In short order, it will be impossible to conceal.

    As a “fashion designer”, I would think she would take this opportunity to move into maternity wear. She could be her own best advertisement.

  12. By dee cee
    On October 24, 2011 at

    HA she is almost a billionairess.. why does she need to do this..?

  13. By Kitty
    On October 24, 2011 at

    I absolutely cannot stand this no talent fame ho. I keep hoping she’ll disappear. She doesn’t have the brains of a gnat. And her dad is her pimp, like Dawn and others have said. I guess the baby daddy wants her money bad enough to put up with pimp daddy, at least so far.

  14. By Snippy Cowgirl from Lubbock
    On October 24, 2011 at

    The big ‘news’ is not her pregnancy but the big reveal of who the Father is. It’s Joe Simpson!

    Apparently Jessica used the loo after her Father had ‘relieved’ himself and she was impregnated by accident.

    They are shopping it to VH1 and MTV as a 13 episode arc of a new reality show called “Hillbilly Foot Fetish”.

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