ADMIRING GLANCES FOR SNOOKI

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Maybe Snooki’s latest boyfriend really IS different from her other fame-hungry guys. They’ve been together for three or four months now. Jionni LaValle routinely steps aside while Snooki is being photographed (here at the Wendy Williams Show) and as you can plainly see in this photo he is looking at her with admiration and pride. So far so good.

21 Comments so far

1. By Muffin Top!!
   On January 13, 2011 at

   He’s definitely easy on the eyes. Good catch Snooks!!

2. By uncle bill
   On January 13, 2011 at

   - big tits.
   - being small.
   - look like a latina.
   - a belly with a bald VAGINA under it.

   THIS ARE MY DEMANDS FOR A NO. 1.
   ……so snooki?

3. By Patrick
   On January 13, 2011 at

   Hmmm, she’s scratching her crotch.

4. By Reta
   On January 13, 2011 at

   Such a chunky little monkey. Perhaps she should put the alcohol away now…it seems to be going straight to her waist, or what’s left of it.
   The guy’s not bad, but I don’t give him much time if he has any brain.

   PS: Gerard…have you EVER made any sense, ever?

5. By Bettye Bluejay
   On January 14, 2011 at

   Uh, he’s looking up, not down at the sidewalk.

6. By Denise
   On January 14, 2011 at

   He’s also holding her purse. He’s a keeper alright.

7. By Indy
   On January 14, 2011 at

   The boy was no doubt suckled until he was age three.

   If she lost abouat 25 pounds, a lot of the tit fat would melt away.

8. By strom
   On January 14, 2011 at

   How would anyone find her attractive?

9. By aeduko
   On January 14, 2011 at

   He looks like he could be her brother.

10. By M
    On January 14, 2011 at

    Uh, slow news day isn’t. He is not even looking at her, jajaja

11. By Helena Handbasket
    On January 14, 2011 at

    Snooki said in a recent interview that she “couldn’t wait to have her own mini guidos”.

    I think she can scratch that one off her bucket list.

12. By Bu
    On January 14, 2011 at

    Is her 15 minutes up yet???

13. By Reta
    On January 14, 2011 at

    Helena: interesting comment. Wouldn’t she first have to have somewhat of a torso in order to actually CARRY a child? She appears to be a head sitting on top a large squatty ass (with swollen torpedoes jutting out impossibly in between)!

14. By Helena Handbasket
    On January 14, 2011 at

    True enough, but I wasn’t referring to a child. I was referring the “mini guido” boyfriend.

15. By Reta
    On January 14, 2011 at

    OOOOOOHHHHHH! I would have interpreted it as wanting a child because aren’t the guys themselves the “Guido’s”? So, wouldn’t a “mini-Guido” be a baby boy? Also “wait to have” kinda translates to giving birth, no?

16. By Reta
    On January 14, 2011 at

    OR: a “Mini-Guido” could possibly be a penis if read the right way…(I know they all do a helluva lot of screwing on that show)!

17. By Leo
    On January 14, 2011 at

    Miss Piggy and this little ham were separated at birth.

18. By TEXASGRL
    On January 16, 2011 at

    dang that grl has a badley built body…. Snooki get you a personal trainer and try to fix that badly proportioned body, and put on the highest heels you can…(LOL)…

19. By Reta
    On January 16, 2011 at

    Tex: if she gets any wider she’ll be a square!

20. By Mel Zipskin
    On January 17, 2011 at

    She IS Latina, was adopted. Born in Bolivia or Peru.

21. By Pat
    On February 6, 2011 at

    1. He’s orange, and milking that cash…COW.
    2. She should die a horrible death for being famous for absolutely nothing….especially that trash TV show.
    3. Her portayal on South Park was accurate if you ask me.

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