Ambitious Cult

A powerful religious cult has set their sights on a major female celebrity whose career has plateaued of late. The cult’s most famous member has been stirring up a lot of controversy recently and the group wants another big name they can depend on. This powerful female celebrity has been hanging around with a new best friend lately – a performer who happens to be a high ranking member of the cult. All signs point to imminent recruitment.

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1. By HughE2030
   On June 22, 2006 at

   I believe this is about Madonna recruiting Lindsey Lohan to her Kabalah cult, even though I don’t think Hohan’s career has plateaued. The last movie she carried herself was so bad I can’t recall it’s name, but the ensemble movie “Praire Home Companion” seemed to do well.

2. By Anne
   On June 22, 2006 at

   Powerful religious cult: Scientology.
   Major female celebrity: Jennifer Lopez.
   Cult’s most famous member: Tom Cruise.
   New best friend: Leah Remini.

3. By Shanean Austin
   On June 22, 2006 at

   The cult is Kabbalah and the recruit is Lindsey Lohan and the most famous person is Madonna and the embarrasing Kabbalist is Britney Spears

4. By Annie Pants
   On June 22, 2006 at

   Madonna is the high ranking member, Lindsay Lohan the potential recruit.
   Surely, young Lindsay isn’t that stupid or gullible.

5. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   It’s gotta be Lindsay Lohan with Madonna trying to recruit her for Kaballah.

6. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   J-LO! and Leah Remini -

7. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   I agree, JLo and Leah Remini

8. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   I totally agree that it is J-Lo and Leah Remini…

9. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   It has to be Jennifer Lopez. Her career has stalled ever since Ben Affleck dumped her. She been seen everywhere with scientologist Leah. I hope she doesn’t fall for it!

10. By Anonymous
    On June 22, 2006 at

    J-Lo and Leah Remini makes total sense. I was a little surprised when I read they were hanging out so much together.

11. By Anonymous
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Nope it’s Madonna as the most famous member, Gwenyth Paltrow as the new BF and obviously Britney who no longer pactices sighting that her baby is her religion, lame.

12. By Anonymous
    On June 22, 2006 at

    I agree that the cult is definitely Scientology.
    I think that the celebs involved are either JLo and Leah, OR maybe Katie and Posh Spice, though, I wouldn’t consider Katie to be “powerful”, except in the sense that she has the Cruiser pulling strings for her at this point.

13. By Anonymous
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Cult:Scientology
    Famous member: Tom Cruise
    Female Celeb: Jennifer Lopez
    New best friend: Leah Rimini
    That kabbalah cult is not “powerful” and Madonna’s antics on her concert tour aren’t really controversial.

14. By Neighbor
    On June 22, 2006 at

    Okay Anne…hats off to you! You got it first, and it sure fits. JLo and Leah Remini

15. By Anonymous
    On June 23, 2006 at

    this is hard but either lindsey or j.lo

16. By Anonymous
    On June 24, 2006 at

    This HAS to be Leah Remini (lifelong member of the “cult” and JLo. This totally explains why these two have been spending so much time together lately.

17. By Anonymous
    On June 24, 2006 at

    Jlo has to be potential recruit to scientology.

18. By Anonymous
    On June 25, 2006 at

    the recruiter is tom cruise trying to recruit angelina jolie

19. By angelsugar
    On June 26, 2006 at

    No way… it’s definitely Madonna and La Lohan. 100%

20. By Anonymous
    On June 26, 2006 at

    Come on, this was already a NON blind item in one of the tabs. It’s Leah Reami and J Lopez.
    Tom Cruise is the high profile member who’s going off the rails.

21. By jrex
    On November 8, 2006 at

    Leah is not really a performer- she is an actress.

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