Ambitious Cult

A powerful religious cult has set their sights on a major female celebrity whose career has plateaued of late. The cult’s most famous member has been stirring up a lot of controversy recently and the group wants another big name they can depend on. This powerful female celebrity has been hanging around with a new best friend lately – a performer who happens to be a high ranking member of the cult. All signs point to imminent recruitment.

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  1. I believe this is about Madonna recruiting Lindsey Lohan to her Kabalah cult, even though I don’t think Hohan’s career has plateaued. The last movie she carried herself was so bad I can’t recall it’s name, but the ensemble movie “Praire Home Companion” seemed to do well.

  2. Powerful religious cult: Scientology.
    Major female celebrity: Jennifer Lopez.
    Cult’s most famous member: Tom Cruise.
    New best friend: Leah Remini.

  3. The cult is Kabbalah and the recruit is Lindsey Lohan and the most famous person is Madonna and the embarrasing Kabbalist is Britney Spears

  4. Madonna is the high ranking member, Lindsay Lohan the potential recruit.
    Surely, young Lindsay isn’t that stupid or gullible.

  5. It’s gotta be Lindsay Lohan with Madonna trying to recruit her for Kaballah.

  6. I totally agree that it is J-Lo and Leah Remini…

  7. It has to be Jennifer Lopez. Her career has stalled ever since Ben Affleck dumped her. She been seen everywhere with scientologist Leah. I hope she doesn’t fall for it!

  8. J-Lo and Leah Remini makes total sense. I was a little surprised when I read they were hanging out so much together.

  9. Nope it’s Madonna as the most famous member, Gwenyth Paltrow as the new BF and obviously Britney who no longer pactices sighting that her baby is her religion, lame.

  10. I agree that the cult is definitely Scientology.
    I think that the celebs involved are either JLo and Leah, OR maybe Katie and Posh Spice, though, I wouldn’t consider Katie to be “powerful”, except in the sense that she has the Cruiser pulling strings for her at this point.

  11. Cult:Scientology
    Famous member: Tom Cruise
    Female Celeb: Jennifer Lopez
    New best friend: Leah Rimini
    That kabbalah cult is not “powerful” and Madonna’s antics on her concert tour aren’t really controversial.

  12. Okay Anne…hats off to you! You got it first, and it sure fits. JLo and Leah Remini

  13. This HAS to be Leah Remini (lifelong member of the “cult” and JLo. This totally explains why these two have been spending so much time together lately.

  14. the recruiter is tom cruise trying to recruit angelina jolie

  15. No way… it’s definitely Madonna and La Lohan. 100%

  16. Come on, this was already a NON blind item in one of the tabs. It’s Leah Reami and J Lopez.
    Tom Cruise is the high profile member who’s going off the rails.

  17. Casonia...Hells kitchen is about learning and respecting his food and putting a smile on his face and keeping him calm! Old team 80% New team 97%Pathic and Sad..Second chance and screwed it up Big Team! Old team should had known better! says:

    It is up to each american to choose what makes them happy and it is also about freedom.

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