AMY WINEHOUSE: BIG HAIR MAKES ME FEEL SECURE!

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Amy Winehouse says it’s her insecurities that made her what she is today. She’s currently on tour in Europe and actually showing up for some performances. During an interview she remarked that she’s insecure about the way she looks -“I’m a musician, not a model.” The more insecure Amy gets, the more she drinks. Even more important, Amy takes it out on her hair. “The more insecure I feel, the BIGGER my hair has to be! I tell my hairdresser Tracey Trash, make it bigger! Bigger! Bigger!” This is particularly interesting because usually it’s chubby girls who feel they need big hair. Anyway Amy – we LOVE the way you look, so don’t be so hard on yourself! And we’re betting there will be a plethora of “Amy Winehouses” this Halloween!

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26 thoughts on “AMY WINEHOUSE: BIG HAIR MAKES ME FEEL SECURE!

  1. I’m in favor of anything that can potentially obscure her ghastly face.

  2. Is doing drugs also part of the game?
    Is getting arrested also part of the game?

  3. she is crazy fugly, but somehow I can’t take my eyes away.

  4. Tracy Trash is her hair dresser? Now it all makes sense anyone with a name like that is going to do a TRASHY job!! Job well done!

  5. Janet you like the way this DrugWHORE looks? Are you on the same drugs as her?

  6. What’s wrong with UP THE ASS? I love it too and so do you admit it!!

  7. If a meth-addict-looking-anorexic is your idea of great fashion, then Britney must look mighty healthy to you.

  8. If a meth-addict-looking-anorexic is your idea of great fashion, then Britney must look mighty healthy to you.

  9. Does Amy pay Janet for these constant plugs? It seems every few days there’s another story about her. I don’t see anybody else featured as often.

  10. What do you mean, chubby girls need big hair? Damn, you are so stupid.

  11. What do you mean, chubby girls need big hair? Damn, you are so stupid.

  12. What do you mean, chubby girls need big hair? Damn, you are so stupid.

  13. Sick of her already. Janet, give us stories on people who are genuinely talented and not on drugs. There must be one or two. And stop being such a shameless shill for this marginally talented junkie. Isn’t it obvious your readers don’t like her?

  14. I just LOVEEEEEEEEE Amy Winehouse. Her voice is amazing. All you people who are trashing her looks.. Take a good long look in the mirror at yourselves. You all must be ghastly. Keep posting Amy updates Janet.. I luv em.

  15. Amy has officially replaced sarah jessica parker as the ugliest woman in entertainment but Amy has TALENT in spades, I just recently heard some of her other songs not just that rehab song and this girl can sing. you can hear things in her voice you could never hear from these other “singers”.
    btw I saw a young girl yesterday rocking the amy look and thought, amy is so ugly why would anyone want to imitate her look. but maybe they are people who identify with her music.

  16. All the posters here are possessed by the devil, you need to find god and stop your drug partying ways. You must go to church and ask for forgiveness and save your soul. It’s the devil’s work I tell you!
    Start praying now or you will all burn in hell.

  17. I love Amy’s Back to Black. She truly is an amazing talent, not only does she have the voice of an angel but writes her own songs which not many artists do anymore. Unfortunately she seems to be a very damaged soul and if she doesn’t get help soon that beautiful voice will be silent before its time. She needs to know she has value as a person not just a talent and there are people out there who do care.

  18. I love Amy’s Back to Black. She truly is an amazing talent, not only does she have the voice of an angel but writes her own songs which not many artists do anymore. Unfortunately she seems to be a very damaged soul and if she doesn’t get help soon that beautiful voice will be silent before its time. She needs to know she has value as a person not just a talent and there are people out there who do care.

  19. Check the album credits again, “true genius”, she CO-WRITES, which may mean she just came up with a line of two. She’s nowhere near as good as the constant hype she’s given. She rips off Billie Holiday & Shirley Bassey’s phrasing and tone, too, so she’s not original. I predict she’s a one-hit wonder, who won’t be around for long. Another overrated one who’s album is shite is Annie Lenox.

  20. So Janet why don’t you report that she was drunk during a concert in Zurich last night? Why don’t you report her arrest?

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