AN OPEN LETTER TO JENNIFER ANISTON

jennifer_anistoncut.jpgDear Jennifer,

We believe you. We believe that you had work done on your nose simply for a deviated septum and did NOT have a nose job. Before and after photos make it absurdly obvious that you are telling the truth. We cannot explain why every magazine and many websites mindlessly accuse you of having plastic surgery when the PROOF is right on your face. You look EXACTLY the same! And that’s the way we like you! Regarding Keanu Reeves - we’re not so sure we believe those stories about you inviting him over for a tryst. He IS really cute and seems sweet, but he has some of the same traits that you didn’t like about Brad. He’s VERY laid back. Not a witty conversationalist. Nice, but not that exciting or funny. Not very social. Likes to ride alone on his bike. We’ll be surprised if that “tryst” story turns out to be true.
Yours truly,
JCH

Posted by Janet on February 5, 2007

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41 Comments so far

  1. By Anonymous
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Love Keanu.
    But he’s gay, right?

  2. By Margaret
    On February 5, 2007 at

    I love Jen. She’s really down to earth. I’d like to see her with Matthew Perry or some really great, mature guy not in the business. I hope she never, ever, even thinks of reuniting with that scum bag, Vince Vaugh.

  3. By spy
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Double lies. Everybody knows she’s a big liar and that her nose does look different and that Keanu is gay.

  4. By Anonymous
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Her nose looks very different but she looks good. I don’t believe that Keanu is gay but have read that he would like to settle down and have children. Is Jennifer ready to give up on a movie career? I don’t think she’ll ever have the film career of a Reese Witherspoon or Angelina. Keanu’s had a lot of tragedy in his life and I think they’d make a great couple.

  5. By eau so fresh
    On February 5, 2007 at

    Yawn, never liked her, never will…

  6. By breathe right
    On February 5, 2007 at

    that was a cute one, janet.
    ….i would be curious to know what was really going on in their marriage..how it was.

  7. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Keanu’s way above JA intellectually. If you call him not witty, not exiting, not funny – you’ve obviously never listened to him talk. As to the gay rumors – I wonder who started them, was that not some female scribe at the STAR whose first name starts with a J? Do you have a personal agenda, the way you always try to put him down?
    And he’s been in Europe for more than a month, still is.

  8. By J Lo
    On February 6, 2007 at

    I have always been amazed how Jennifer made the top babe list. Looking at this picture and others it obviously takes much make up to get her decent and she just has the horse like face,,,I don’t know…..maybe the Jewish vote is keeping her alove. A simple nose job wont help.

  9. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    I HAD THE SAME SURGERY, HER
    NOSE IS STILL A BIT SWOLLEN
    IT TAKE A FULL YEAR TO GO BACK TO NORMAL….THAT’S PROBABLY
    WHAT PEOPLE ARE NOTICING.
    IN MY CASE I LOVED IT SWOLLEN,
    SORRY I DIDN’T HAVE THE DOCTOR
    FIX THAT.

  10. By Margo Channing
    On February 6, 2007 at

    She didn’t get her nose fixed, and if she did, so what?
    Keanu is gay and I want him.

  11. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Her nose is completely different and Keanu is a douchbag. She should go in and get that massive jaw of hers fixed. Keanu should take a bath.

  12. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Janet,
    I flat out adore you. I have met you quite a few times when I lived and played in LA. That being said, come on. Jen Aniston comes off a liar in the press, someone who misleads everyone and is a black pit of need. also she seems to be a huge yawn. Yup, I have met her and I think like all shades of gossip there is truth to some of that. I believe those rumors that she is after Keanu. He is rich, a bad boy, emotonally unavailable, and probably has a marginal interest in her. Hmm, sounds right up her alley. My opinion is that he would never get mixed up in that just based upon her constant ravenous desire to be in the public light, and she is so passive agressive. I think that he would rather be boiled in oil than face rounds of Jen, Jen, Jen, in those press junkets. I think Huvane is circulating those stories, btw…
    Love your fan….

  13. By Ben
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Jen is the typical agressive NY Jew who now seees publicity passing her by and trys to make up for it by “wanting children,” Give us all a break,,,,forget the nose Jen, work on the witches chin first!

  14. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    JEN’S JEWISH?????NOT….

  15. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Jennifer’s nose looks the same.
    Aww, too bad no one can find any dirt on her like some other celebrities who have
    inflated egos and think that their sh*t don’t stink and go around tooting their own horns.

  16. By Songbird
    On February 6, 2007 at

    I am always confused by Ms. Anniston. Wasn’t the relationship between Anniston and Vaughn bogus? It is rumored that Vaughn is more attracted to partners of the male persuasion. At least that was his MO before Anniston. It would seem that their mutual attraction has more to do with the love of “nose” candy than anything else (reason for septum operation). Also, didn’t Anniston cheat on Brad Pitt with Mark Wahlberg BEFORE Pitt hooked up with Jolie? Just asking… but I am confused.

  17. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Janet, get some new glasses or a clearer picture. Not only is her nose narrower and shaved down, but she has a Restalyne implant between her nose and upper lip. When she smiles broadly, it’s very obvious.
    Deviated septum? Who knew she still had a septum?

  18. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Shes still ugly and manish.Big man hands and big feet.She needs to go back to t.v. she isnt good on the big screen where you can see that manish face.All she has going for her is a good hairdresser……Oh No!

  19. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Shes still ugly and manish.Big man hands and big feet.She needs to go back to t.v. she isnt good on the big screen where you can see that manish face.All she has going for her is a good hairdresser……Oh No!

  20. By Hedda Bopper
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Shes still ugly and manish.Big man hands and big feet.She needs to go back to t.v. she isnt good on the big screen where you can see that manish face.All she has going for her is a good hairdresser……Oh No!

  21. By kudu
    On February 6, 2007 at

    i thought Ani was chillin off the home front with her ‘friends’ when all the brangi went down and it was only a matter of time …. anywho, Reeves has never PR’d a relationship like Ani is known for and she does come off looking lyin’ too oftern

  22. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Reeves is also notoriously private, and I can’t imagine he’d be willing to go out with someone who’s already spilling stuff to the tabloids.

  23. By moshe
    On February 6, 2007 at

    JEN’S JEWISH?????NOT….
    Hahahah, no joke She’s just as Yiddish as Golda Meier.

  24. By Bev
    On February 6, 2007 at

    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

  25. By lookwhaticando
    On February 6, 2007 at

    She is such a Fraud, And she is not at all pretty, I wish she would move to mars

  26. By Anonymous
    On February 6, 2007 at

    Jen is needy; I believe that K.R. has more brains than to involve himself with someone who will end up splashing every intimate detail of their relationship to People Mag (through the usual publicist of course).
    KR, you could do without this.
    She didn’t want to give Brad kids, I don’t think she will sacrifice her body at her age to give anyone kids.
    If nothing else – your mum will kill her!

  27. By go pick your noses
    On February 6, 2007 at

    OKAY YOU DUMBASSES, JEN IS NOT JEWISH. WTF YOU TARDS. here’s some choice quotes from above:
    “maybe the Jewish vote is keeping her alove. A simple nose job wont help.”- Jlo
    “Jen is the typical agressive NY Jew who now seees publicity passing her by and trys to make up for it by “wanting children,” – Ben
    YOU RETARDS, JENNIFER ANISTON IS GREEK.

  28. By not by the hairs on jens chinny chin chin.
    On February 6, 2007 at

    i think that she had a chin implant years ago. at one time that was a popular procedure. if you look at pictures of her when she was younger, she didnt have that chin.
    i dont know what to think of her. after friends, she was paid so much money that she could retire comfortably forever. when she was married to brad, its like they were made out to be the perfect perfect couple, hollywood ken and barbie. i think that she’s pretty stuck up. and so is brad.

  29. By Ari
    On February 7, 2007 at

    She may enjoy it Greek style but the lo down is that this Jenny is the typical NY Jewish Diva!!!!!
    Not that that is all bad but it is bad to thry and deny!

  30. By lovelyleo
    On February 7, 2007 at

    I don’t think she is Jewish? There are Jewish Greeks though. I want him though, he is the hotness. Def. bi-sexual though, and I don’t care. And no dirt on Aniston? I got dirt..

  31. By lovelyleo
    On February 7, 2007 at

    And so DO YOU JANET :)

  32. By Fergie
    On February 7, 2007 at

    If Janet has dirt she needs to put it out cause all this other stuff is way too boring,,,,Janet you can do better than this dribble..my vote is that Jen is Jewish!! That nose came the same way Babs did!

  33. By In the Know
    On February 7, 2007 at

    KR had a girlfriend that had their baby, which was stillborn. About a year later she killed herself. So much for him being gay. He was devasted at both losses.
    I don’t see him as someone that work hook up with JenAni and put himself in that fake hollyweird limelight. He seems so real, and she just seems soooooooo plastic.

  34. By Anonymous
    On February 7, 2007 at

    Believe me, there is a helluva lot of dirt out there on her. She ain’t the girl next door. Not even close.

  35. By Rush
    On February 7, 2007 at

    Believe me, there is a helluva lot of dirt out there on her. She ain’t the girl next door. Not even close.
    That is true…no doubt and makes the Jewish point even more,,,how many times was the dirt known about Babs and about others like Neil Diamond really put out there…flacks like Janet Charlton put out the glitz but not the reality!

  36. By Wilton H.
    On February 7, 2007 at

    JEN IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! Have you even SEEN her perfect body? Her Hair? Please you people need glasses.

  37. By Nickey
    On February 7, 2007 at

    Her Hair??? hahahah That face would fit well on a horse! Wilton, next you will be gooning on paris Hilton!

  38. By Anonymous
    On February 8, 2007 at

    Those who are close to Jen knows her better than us who just read her gossips, see her in movies e.t.c. Whether you like her or not, she remains JEN.

  39. By Anonymous
    On February 8, 2007 at

    Jen and Keanu are a great couple

  40. By jimm
    On February 8, 2007 at

    That is a joke,,,that is like Babs is just Babs!

  41. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2007 at

    I’m from London England so i don’t know much about Jen. Please someone confim for me, Is she a greek/american jew??

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