AN OPEN LETTER TO JENNIFER ANISTON
We believe you. We believe that you had work done on your nose simply for a deviated septum and did NOT have a nose job. Before and after photos make it absurdly obvious that you are telling the truth. We cannot explain why every magazine and many websites mindlessly accuse you of having plastic surgery when the PROOF is right on your face. You look EXACTLY the same! And that’s the way we like you! Regarding Keanu Reeves - we’re not so sure we believe those stories about you inviting him over for a tryst. He IS really cute and seems sweet, but he has some of the same traits that you didn’t like about Brad. He’s VERY laid back. Not a witty conversationalist. Nice, but not that exciting or funny. Not very social. Likes to ride alone on his bike. We’ll be surprised if that “tryst” story turns out to be true.