California Girl Katy Perry- you still have time to back out of plans to marry Russell Brand this weekend in India. After all, you’ve only known each other for a year, and besides having a reputation as drug addled sex addict, Russell wears hair extensions and mascara! Katy- you are too good for him! Plus, he’s ten years older than you! So what if 85 guests have been gathering in India for the week long event which culminates in the wedding ceremony. (Russell also invited a marriage counselor in case there are last minute jitters.) Remember, Katy, if you back out of this wedding, no one will hold it against you! And the hole from that Indian bridal nose ring WILL heal up!


Posted by Janet on October 20, 2010

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  1. By SebastianCanada
    On October 20, 2010 at

    Sorry, but if you look at the total body of work of each, including live performances, he is obviously too good for her. He is – though not to everyone’s taste – funny, and capable of thinking on his feet. That is why everyone from The View hens to Craig Ferguson love the guy. Perry is a singer who cannot sing (God, someone tell her to stop doing live television performances. Her recent peformances on SNL made me want to poke at my eardrums with an ice-pick).

  2. By captain america
    On October 20, 2010 at

    pffffffff: let he marry this lunatic.

  3. By He sucks! run katy!
    On October 20, 2010 at

    Sebastian you’re nuts! This guy is a sleazy unfunny asshole. He looks like a walking STD….ewwwwwww!

  4. By Meg
    On October 20, 2010 at

    Sebastian, Janet is right. You said yourself re Alicja’s case… men don’t change. This guy is unique but is he talented?? His looks and the fact he wears hair extensions prove he is insecure and hides behind artificial persona to cover his true boring self. This dude is walking problem, an addict, self obsessed womanizer. And as far as Kathy and her talents… well if we start eliminating no-talents from the current pool of stars we won’t have much celebrities left. Can Madonna sing live??? Can Britney??? Kathy is still young and comes from a religious background meaning she doesn’t have much experience. Run girl run!

  5. By Mel Zipskin
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Oh please it’s a lust-fueled SHOWMANCE. VERY good for BOTH of their careers. Miss Katy has do very well in Europe since she got hooked up with him and he is playing Arthur.

    I say it will make for very entertaining press till their divorce I do not give them long maybe two years or three or four if she gives him a son. If they have a girl they will divorce quickly.

  6. By Persi
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Russell is the one who needs his friends to run an intervention and kidnap him so he doesn’t marry this drooling moron. He’s hypnotized by her implants. They will be down to her knees in a few years, but she’ll be raising his kids as bible thumpers. Russell is a well read intellectual; Katy can barely read. The only thing she has going is a perverse willingness to show her tatas to everyone, including children. Run, Russell, Run!

  7. By Lenny
    On October 21, 2010 at

    I’ve never heard Katy Perry sing, but she does have a nice of cans. Russell Brand makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears.

  8. By Marianne
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Celebrity marriages are very difficult to maintain, unless one of them decides to semi-retire, which seems unlikely here. That being said, I like them both and wish them well!

  9. By XYZ
    On October 21, 2010 at

    He’s 9 years her senior, not 10.

  10. By Indy
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Will they have a traditional Hindu ceremony?

    Every time I heard him (last time was on the View) he tried to be funny and hardly any of the audience laughed. And his eyes are just scary, staring like a f**king demon.

    She looks like a mannequin. Picture, if you will, her frozen in a store window. She just has that weird look about her.

    Finally, imho, they are both equally nuts.

  11. By Natalie
    On October 21, 2010 at

    They deserve each other. ‘Nuff said.

  12. By SebastianCanada
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Meg, yeah, you are right. The sex-addiction thing is a big issue, and his odds of changing even enough to be tolerable are slim. However, she is also of questionable morals. She was a Christian music singer not that long ago and is now a pop slut. Where there is smoke there is fire.

    He Sucks! you are letting your moral judgement get in the way. Sure Brand can be loathesome in terms of his sexual history, but that has nothing to do with his comedic talent.

  13. By Palermo
    On October 21, 2010 at

    They seem to be a perfect pair, both freaks. I cannot bear to look at her, the whites of her eyes always show underneath the iris, she looks bug eyed. I know the fake boobs distract from that so many don’t notice this. LOL

  14. By Sebastin'sCanada
    On October 21, 2010 at

    By SebastianCanada
    On December 19, 2009 at

    When did Britain start producing douche bags?

  15. By Anon1
    On October 21, 2010 at


  16. By SebastianCanada
    On October 21, 2010 at

    So, how does my Dec 2009 comment counter what I have said?

    Do I think Brand is a douche? – Yes.

    Do I think he is a somewhat interesting comedian? – Also, Yes.

    Perhaps by judgement on his talent has been tweeked by my rewatching the St. Trinian’s movie. His peformance there is more controled, and proves his is a bit like Robin Williams – his own personality and comic performances can be manic and annoying, but he is capable of pulling back and actually acting.

  17. By SebastianCanada
    On October 21, 2010 at

    BTW, Sebastin’sCanada is either my stalker or someone who works for Janet who has been tasked to be a troll.

  18. By Bettye Bluejay
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Canada, it’s most likely Cap’n A-Hole. He’s got a thing for you.

  19. By Bettye Bluejay
    On October 21, 2010 at


    PS: He’s frustrated because in a battle of wits, the Captain in unarmed.

  20. By Pippa-London
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Janet why all the H8 today? Let the lovers enjoy each other (while it lasts)

  21. By Helena Handbasket
    On October 21, 2010 at

    Better to warn Russell Brand off Katy!

  22. By Tinchy
    On October 22, 2010 at

    Oh,Janet mind your own business!They are perfect for each other.They both are dumb and obnoxious.

  23. By aeduko
    On October 22, 2010 at

    Nah. Let ’em get married. He’s got a lot more going for him than he shows; not sure about her. Wouldn’t you have flipped when you met him? She asked for a copy of his book, he signed it, and when she got home she read it. “You are a mermaid and I am drowning”. Man, I’d have been all over it too. They should just shack up tho.

  24. By Luxie Ryder
    On October 22, 2010 at

    You guys chatting here seem to know each other already but I wanted to comment, so forgive the intrusion.

    I don’t know why people are being so mean spirited. Even if Katy and Russell are everything others claim they are, its still their lives and people should wish them the best. I saw Russell at a gig last week and the guy is very talented, if a little manic. I don’t know much about Katy, except that her songs bug me, but she seems a nice enough woman.

    Russell seems to adore her. I hope things work out for them. But even if I didn’t like either of them, I don’t know that I’d be publically interfering in their relationship the way Janet seems to want to.

  25. By SebastianCanada
    On October 22, 2010 at

    @Luxie Ryder, welcome. And please stick around. Many of us know eachother….too well. It is getting to be like a holiday dinner with all the relatives…though the cops have yet to be called.

  26. By Sebastin's Questionable Sexuality
    On October 23, 2010 at

    ‘BTW, Sebastin’sCanada is either my stalker or someone who works for Janet who has been tasked to be a troll.’

    You’re wrong again and suffering from delusions of grandeur as usual.


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