ANDERSON COOPER'S FANS THINK HE'S GETTING TOO BUTCH

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Anderson Cooper has his fans and admirers abuzz with his new muscular physique. He’s been relentlessly working out in the gym to buff up his slender body and the results are highly visible. This new look and the fact that he’s been strapping on guns and flying around the planet filming perilous documentaries, has changed his image. But in a way his self improvement backfired- many of his fans say they prefer his pasty white waifish look and his quietly intelligent non-aggressive persona. So he’s informed his personal trainer that he’s cutting back on his workout routine.

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39 thoughts on “ANDERSON COOPER'S FANS THINK HE'S GETTING TOO BUTCH

  1. Do what makes you happy Anderson, don’t sell out to pressure. Life is to short.

  2. He changed his image allright!! I THINK HE LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE IS A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN HE WAS BEFORE…….am I right?

  3. I love him anyway, anyhow!
    But I prefer him flat on his back with his heels to heaven.

  4. Oh Margo,,,really! Can’t you just let the booze and the boys go for one minute

  5. It is common knowledge that he is queer. It may be no-so-common knowledge that queers go to hell (or is the hell part common knowledge?)….depends on if you believe the Bible or not.

  6. Better stay butch so you can fight off those fans who want to know, ‘What is the frequency coop!?’

  7. Uh oh.. I see a circuit queen a rising. For the unaware: That’s when all your taste, convictions and soul leave you and you are only interested in the physical aspects of another guy. You don’t have to really know anything, just how to lift weights. Most are high school geeks trapped in a new fit body.” ‘they like me..they really like me” It’s ramped in the gay ghetto, their crack. Honestly you could be OJ holding the bloody knife but with a hot bod all would be forgiven.
    It’s a shame, such a smart guy too.. It’s only a matter of time for Anderson, he’ll be listening to Celine’s sped way up dance track, (it works with the crystal) over the same jungle track as all their music, doing the clap dance under the laser lights. step away from the light…carol anne. Luckily there are some gays with out this affliction…very few. Only a matter of time..we’ll can see him desperately sitting out side the star bucks in weho…”you love me…anyone…love me…”

  8. Well,,don’t we have a LOT of “creative” writing on Janets blog. Must be the writers strike taking effect.

  9. His suits have been getting tighter and tighter in the arms and chest. I keep expecting him to burst a seam whenever he bends his arm. Maybe he is just cutting back so he doesn’t have to get a whole new wardrobe.

  10. His mother is THE Gloria Vanderbilt, the heiress, big big big bucks. He was born with a silver spoon up his ass, uh, I mean in his mouth. Say, how will he know his boyfriends like him for his $$$ or for just himself? Or, he could hook up with Lance Bass; he is between boys/men. These fags are a laugh a minute.

  11. Since he is of Vanderbilt stock, very little he does is “classless”.
    Great ( and GOOD ) taste are inherent…
    What he has probably learned from his mother Gloria, is to set your own style & THE WORLD CAN FOLLOW YOU.
    He’s fine-
    I’d believe what he told me during newscasts before I’d believe SOME of the others !

  12. “Well,,don’t we have a LOT of “creative” writing on Janets blog. Must be the writers strike taking effect.
    November 20, 2007 9:26 AM
    Posted by: Margo Channing ”
    Don’t imitate Margo, dear, you’ll never be me. I don’t comment on the writing, I comment on the manflesh.

  13. He may be a pretty good reporter/journalist, but he is still a frigging flaming faggot….Try saying that 10 times.

  14. Janet, do you stay up late at night to fabricate these “scoops”? You always take an old picture and make up spurious lies.

  15. Margo
    Shut you dirty nasty pie hole!!!
    No one gave you permission to bark, now be a good little b!tch and You’ll get a cookie.

  16. he’s a human no matter what or who he’s related to but i do know he’s QUEER!!

  17. I disgress.. CELEB LAWYER…..
    Meh. O_o
    Leave the Coop alone. He does his job very well and whatever he does behind his bedroom doors is his business. We all know that! Kerissst.

  18. Now people are “imitating” you Margo?,,,,really,,,have another drink.

  19. Hmmmmmm,,,thats odd Margo,,,you seemed so rude to Janet on the Cristina Aguilira story.Which had nothing to do with your favorite pastime,men. Or was that another of your imitators. Perhaps ANOTHER drink dear.

  20. Margo dear,
    lay off the vodka when you blog it’s not very lady like but then again you ain’t no lady. Just cause you wear falsies and a cheap wig it don’t make you a lady, ain’t that right Janet?

  21. I am laughing so hard at all the above: I don’t know exactly why I’m laughing, ’cause my Ma would wash my mouth out with soap if I used some of these words. Anyhoo, thank you all, each and every one: Laughter is good for body and soul.

  22. sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me. TA!TA!

  23. WOW LAUREN IS QUEER THAT GREAT LOOKING GAL ON THE GILMORE GIRLS AND EVAN ALMIGHTY! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE FUN WITH HER! AS FAR AS ANDERSON STANDS YOU GUYS CAN HAVE HIM.

  24. COME ON LAUREN SHOW EVERYBODY WHO YOU REALLY LIKE WOMEN OR MEN????? OR BOTH.

  25. hay you guys Lauren Graham is staight lay off!!!! Anderson Cooper is the weird one.

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