ANGELINA JOLIE KNOWS WHAT BRAD WANTS

If you’ve been wondering what in the world Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt - the man who has everything – for Christmas, we’ve got the answer. Clever Angelina knows her man loves modern art – and has, in his collection, a smirking mug shot silkscreen of Steve McQueen done by English artist Russell Young. It’s very Warhol inspired. Since Brad is particularly fond of Young’s colorful work (and so are WE,) Angelina bought him two more prints from the celebrity mug shot collection. In our opinion she selected the cream of the crop – Sid Vicious and Frank Sinatra. We all know what Sid was arrested for, but we were surprised to learn that Frankie was arrested for “adultery” in 1938.

18 Comments so far

1. By Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   Go to the bridge.

2. By Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   Easy Doctor.
   Much modern art is twisted.
   Simpsons scare ya?
   Kids are smarter than you think.
   Doctor?
   Especially if the art is interesting and quality.
   Andy was soooo cool.

3. By patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   I suppose.
   Your right.
   You look like my mom.
   You get a hug.
   Nice smile you got there moms.

4. By Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   Can I call you.
   I have this friend, Big Matthew.
   He’s not really tall though. Only six four. Well, not tall by Canadian standards.
   He needs a date for New Years.
   Fun boy…annihilates lucsious Doctor types.
   I’ll just go back to your site for the contact.

5. By )Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   We can hitch a ride to Rockaway beach.
   No problem Judy I can dump the garbage.
   Rock Rock
   We’re a happy family….

6. By Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   I’m having trou blr ytping thid…but…I tried thatr hot karl.
   I fffffyukemn hayted that!
   I love yiu all.
   Hugs and grey gosw all arund.
   DO YOU REMEMMBER ROCK AND ROLL ROLL RADIO!!
   gUNIGHT KITTYCATS.

7. By Anonymous
   On December 30, 2006 at

   sinatra was busted for the crime of seduction.
   how cool is that?
   hobpken used to be tough little immigrant town in new jersey, it’s like yuppie, frat boy, sorority girl central these days- not so cool.

8. By Brad's Mama
   On December 30, 2006 at

   we know what BRAD wants for christmas—
   to be able to pound his cock back in sweet jen instead of needing a ice pick to penetrate angie!

9. By Patrick
   On December 30, 2006 at

   I…feel…terrible!

10. By Patrick
    On December 30, 2006 at

    Ya know. It’s too bad they hung the guy. He was a product of his environment and the best maniac for that job.
    They should of fake hung him like, three times to much laughter and back slapping.
    Then quietly zoomed him to Hollywood. He could of muscled in on those dressed up weiners in front of Graumans for pics with tourists.
    Smiling and patting little boys on the head.
    Menace the doormen at Tiny’s.
    Read Tarot on the street.
    He would of been a riot.

11. By Patrick
    On December 30, 2006 at

    Is that like a wet willie Dave?

12. By Patrick
    On December 30, 2006 at

    Come over to my house. Dr.
    Come over and play!
    We have puff puffs enough.

13. By Patrick
    On December 30, 2006 at

    Telephone for…

14. By Patrick
    On December 31, 2006 at

    Can I get a date with the fake Hedda?
    I love it when the fat insecure girls start oinkin and mooing and thinkin your gonna marry them.

15. By anonymous
    On December 31, 2006 at

    YOU BASTARD!!

16. By SiervaMaria
    On January 3, 2007 at

    She’s given him a trip to FLW’s FALLING WATER, and now these two Russell Young silkscreens to form a trilogy (the Steve McQueen piece). She said Brad’s so hard to buy for, but I bet he’s saying “damn, she actually listens to me go on about what floats my boat!”

17. By SiervaMaria
    On January 3, 2007 at

    Let’s try this again….
    She’s given him a trip to FLW’s FALLING WATER, and now these two Russell Young silkscreens to form a trilogy the Steve McQueen piece. She said Brad’s so hard to buy for, but I bet he’s saying “damn, she actually listens to me go on about what floats my boat!”

18. By Anonymous
    On January 5, 2007 at

    I think you!!!
    you need to clean this site up,
    sounds like kids or mental
    cases. get it together Ms,
    Charlton after all your name is on it.

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