ANGELINE THINKS SHE ISN’T READY FOR HER CLOSE-UP


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Billboard queen Angeline once said she didn’t want to be a movie star and really work (she’s lazy,) she just wanted to be famous. After decades of well-placed billboards in Hollywood, she HAS achieved notoriety with a minimum of effort. She can frequently be seen driving around town in her hot pink Corvette, throwing kisses out the window. Since she obviously spent a lot of time on makeup and getting dressed, why does she turn away and run when she sees photographers? She just walked out of a chiropractor’s office in West Hollywood so maybe she doesn’t feel well.

Posted by Janet on September 9, 2010

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  1. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 9, 2010 at

    Billboards and hot pink corvettes cost money, so how did she get wealthy?

  2. By captain america
    On September 9, 2010 at

    pssssssssst: A MISCARRIAGE NEVER IS.

  3. By Lenny
    On September 9, 2010 at

    Pam Anderson in 10 years.

  4. By Reta
    On September 9, 2010 at

    Actually more like Pam Anderson in 30+ years. This chick is in her 70′s, and as someone made note of last time she was pictured here, she used to be the mistress of the LA weatherman Fritz Somethingorother from ABC news. The guy also did stand up comedy for a while too. I don’t know if she got her money from him, or had some inheritance or what, but she definitely spent some cash on her giant fake (ugly) tits and very bad cosmetic surgery on her face that gives her that chipmonk cheeks look. I think she had which at the time was hip, those silicon shots like Priscilla Presley got too. They used to shoot it directly into the skin of the face and later it would travel around making lumps and deformities.
    I think she bows her head down low when cameras get too close now because she’s aged too much and the surgery has fell completely apart now.
    It’s a good thing the car still looks good tho. Maybe if she scrunches down low enough in the seat and only shows the horrible top of her rats nest hair, she can pretend she still has her billboard looks. Or not.

  5. By E
    On September 9, 2010 at

    Good point, Bettye Bluejay. Interesting info about her, Reta.

    Janet, aren’t you friends with Angelyne?

  6. By cal
    On September 10, 2010 at

    I think it was Janet who suggested that she makes her money through selling ‘used underwear’ online.

    hahah

  7. By dimes
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Her legs look about 50 years younger than the rest of her. How does she do that?

  8. By XYZ
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Smb shoot this poor woman and end her sufferance, shes a waste of… everything…

  9. By SebastianCanada
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Wasn’t this woman one of the prototypes for all the sex-doll bimbos of the 90′s (e.g. Pamela Anderson)? Maybe she is getting royalty/residual money of some sort.

  10. By Unindicted Co-Conspirator
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Her name is spelled “Angelyne”!

  11. By Scooby
    On September 10, 2010 at

    A geriatric implant victim staggers out of a chiropractor’s office, blinking through cloudy, cataract-covered eyes, dreading the drive home in the aging, rattle-trap icon of a bankrupt former industrial giant.

    LA, meet your metaphor.

  12. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Her great looking legs are due to the miracle of surgical stockings.

  13. By Reta
    On September 10, 2010 at

    When my grandmother was 97 her doctor told her her legs were as nice as a woman in her 20′s. WHY? Because she had walked all her life everywhere she went and still did. At 97 she took car of a woman downstairs who was in her 60′s, and she washed all her clothing out by hand, and still canned fruit. She told dirty jokes too! I think she could’ve given this fake chick a real run for her money. At least Grandma was all real and all woman. One can only HOPE to be so lucky as grandma to have legs like hers at 97!

  14. By Palermo
    On September 10, 2010 at

    When I see somebody like this I feel nothing but pity, how could you take her seriously? With age this type of person never gets any wisdom or maturity. She must have some mental issues.

  15. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Yeah, Palermo,
    But, if you knew her personally, wouldn’t you have compassion and humour about the whole thing?

  16. By SebastianCanada
    On September 10, 2010 at

    Agree Bluejay. She is not much different from most people, it is just that she chased after fame and gained noteriety.

    Seems that, as people get old, the do not necessarily change or improve, they just get more entrenched in whatever obsession or habits they had when younger.

  17. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 11, 2010 at

    Canada,

    I agree. You can write off someone’s behavior as being in their 20s or 30s,but when it continues after 50 the personality disorders are severely entrenched.

  18. By Palermo
    On September 11, 2010 at

    If I knew her personally I would have been trying to get her to see the light years ago

  19. By Donna
    On September 11, 2010 at

    I thought it was Kate Gosselin!!

  20. By Reta
    On September 11, 2010 at

    Apparently all her full length mirrors are from fun houses. I can only think they make her look better!

  21. By dimes
    On September 11, 2010 at

    She does seem to be entering her Baby Jane Hudson years…

  22. By SebastianCanada
    On September 11, 2010 at

    LOL Donna – Kate Gosselin!

  23. By Pierce_mn
    On September 12, 2010 at

    According to IMDB, she was born in 1958, in Idaho. Her Trade Mark and goal are to be “famous for being famous”. She’s Noted for her flamboyant self-promoting billboards in Los Angeles. She has a walk-on in Earth Girls are Easy, but if you read John Waters’ book about visiting La La Land, he talks about her having no sense of humor about herself.

    Candidate for city council of Hollywood (if it secedes from Los Angeles)

    Measurements: 43DD-23-35

    Garnered 2,533 votes in the 2003 California governor’s recall election.

    One of her billboards was featured in the opening credits of “Moonlighting” (1985)

    In the movie Escape from L.A. (1996) with Los Angeles in ruins Snake Plissken walks up Hollywood Boulevard and looks up to see a pristine Angelyne billboard.

    In 2007, she was the subject of questions posed to celebrity guest Valerie Plame in an episode of the NPR radio show ‘Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me!’ during the segment ‘Not My Job.’ Plame had no correct answers.

    She is the author of an as-yet unfilmed screenplay ‘The Bra that Ate L.A.’ about a mad scientist who invents a supernatural power-converting brazier.

  24. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 12, 2010 at

    52??? Impossible, unless she tried really hard to be and look unhealthy.

  25. By Reta
    On September 12, 2010 at

    Yeah, I’m not swallowing that age either. She looks like she’s more in her 70′s to me. That face reminds me of Joan Rivers’ bad plastic surgery, only Joan looks MUCH MUCH better!

  26. By SebastianCanada
    On September 12, 2010 at

    I think it is the bad surgery that actually makes her look much older. Ironic, no?

  27. By dimes
    On September 13, 2010 at

    Those hands are at least 60, easy.

  28. By Bchlady
    On April 14, 2015 at

    I SAW ANGELYNE YESTERDAY IN VENTURA!
    I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO PARK IN BACK OF HER GORGEOUS PINK CORVETTE AND THEN ANGELYNE CAME OUT OF THE CVS STORE! WHAT A TREAT!
    BCHLADY OF SO.CA

  29. By Strom
    On April 14, 2015 at

    Must not take much to get you excited!

  30. By Strom
    On April 14, 2015 at

    Serena sitting on my face gets me excited.

  31. By Janet
    On April 14, 2015 at

    Thanks for the eyewitness report!

  32. By Strom
    On April 15, 2015 at

    Poor tiny and bitter imposter!

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