ANGELYNE: A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRLS GOTTA DO

Billboard queen Angeline was spotted cruising the parking lot at Pavilions Market in West Hollywood in her attention seeking Pepto-Bismol pink Corvette. When she got out of her car she opened a pink tinker bell parasol to protect her cleavage from the sun and handed out business cards. The under 30 crowd had no idea who she was, but the older shoppers recognized her from her Hollywood billboards. She opened the trunk of her car and proceeded to sell t-shirts with her picture on them – $20 apiece – four styles available! She confided that one of her shirts would be appearing in the Tom Cruise movie “Rock of Ages.” She would ONLY pose for photos for people who bought a shirt.

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  1. Wasn’t her Malibu condo up for sale back in the autumn? Bless her heart. I hope she is doing well. There were rumors about her mental state awhile back too. Hope they were just rumors. Glad to see she still has her pink vette.

    At this point, she is already a part of Hollywood history and it’s many casualties. Hope she can sell every single item in her trunk.

  2. I know it’s difficult but try to imagine your mother is standing there………….
    ……..WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS SAY & THINK?

  3. I shop at the Pavilions in West Hollywood. I’m sorry I missed her – I would definitely have bought one of her T shirts, especially fresh from the trunk of that pink Vette!

    She used to have a website, but it seems to be gone. Maybe she should fire it up again and sell this stuff online.

  4. Janet, I’ve heard around town that you and the lovely Angelyne were an item for awhile. Both pretty in the pink, so to speak.

    Was it a serious relationship or just a couple of gals kickin the tires?

    Enqueering minds want to know.

  5. Yeah Janet. What Robin said.
    Gossip and all that you know.
    Was she a good rumble?
    I’d buy my girls a shirt.

  6. How does she have such a young looking body at her age? Well I give her credit for hustling, in this economy you have to do what you have to do!

  7. She looks great. I agree with Walt and hope she sells every shirt. Wish I had one.

  8. She is still a Hollywood Icon. She may have only been on billboards but let’s be kind. We will all be less than we were before.

  9. Who paid for the billboard every month and what was she selling then?

  10. I’m surprised she never received a reality show, she seems like an interesting character. She’s done a few films & the merchandise looks cool, almost anime. I wish her the best.

    @Muffin Top, gotta confess, I did laugh.

  11. Looks like she was able to sell her pants straightaway.

  12. And whatever her finances may be, that car looks freshly detailed. California, eh?

  13. She’ll always have more style, grace and elan than parasite hilton.

  14. I have no idea who this woman is, but I love kitschy tees so I’d buy one too.

  15. @British Teeth,

    LOL! Had to howl when I read that one!!!! 🙂

  16. She has a slamming body and really looks great in pink and she has legs that will never end and it is all about feeling good and looking good and she looks great and very sexy and she is lovely and if some one took a picture of this young lady it is worth it and Angelyne has kept her shape and she can really rock her cloths out and all the other colors really blend together and is put together well…But it seems she has allot on her plate and has massive amount of running around she has to do and she is taking care of her business and getting her stuff together.

  17. I saw her the other day at the WeHo Coffee Bean in very scuffed pink mules, a spandex mini dress like that one, and those thick pantihose that hold you in like ice skaters wear. But she does have a cute figure for a seventy year old, which is what she’d have to be, if I’m 53.

    She eats at fogey places in WeHo and hangs out at various Coffee Beans. I know because when I do the same I run into her. I love seeing her up close! And to think that in past decades we thought she was a celebrity!

    I have a friend who says her father was responsible for footing the bill for Angelyne’s billboards back in the day.

  18. @yoyo

    GREAT IDEA!!!!

    I think a reality show for her would be a great idea. Heck, I would watch it. She would be interesting. It would also give her the publicity she enjoys and some cash to help her out. 🙂

  19. A reality show featuring Angelyne almost happened a couple of years back. Unfortunately, her personal problems torpedoed the project before it even got off the ground.

  20. @TopKat

    Thanks for the info. Maybe she can make some decent money with her t-shirts.

  21. Age and hornet’s Net hairdo be da@med, she is wagon jobbing in style. With that multi-colored polka dot swimwear that she is sporting,she won’t have any trouble selling something!!

  22. @ Walt:
    Went on an eye candy visit to Paris and Monte Carlo by way of the film Monte Carlo this evening, and of course, to top it off,a treat of Stone Cold Creamery Ice Cream w/ chopped brownie on top. Heavenly!!

  23. @Leo,

    You had me at ice-cream !!!! LOL! 🙂 A big chewy, nutty warm brownie sounds awfully good……at anytime.

  24. @ Patrick – Let’s just say Anna Nicole Smith was a trainwreck, but she was at least entertaining and not particularly dangerous. The inherent liability issues re: the proposed Angelyne project just weren’t worth the trouble and ultimately shelved it.

  25. For some reason, the fact that Angelyne (the original Angelina, she is no poseur, she is 100% plastic, self promoter, strange Hollyweird self made Icon….of……nothing. Go Angelyne. I would rather you take the next Vanity Fair cover than Jolie.

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