ANGELYNE: MOVING VIOLATION

Wednesday night commuters were treated to a traffic snarl at Sunset and Cahuenga when billboard queen Angelyne inadvertently caused a two car head-on collision. According to a witness, Angelyne was driving down the street in her Pepto-Bismol pink Corvette with her blond bouffant hair and low cut neckline and as usual everyone was staring. Two drivers gaped SO intently they slammed into each other in the intersection. Angelyne looked concerned and she pulled over to see that happened, causing more of an ogling traffic jam. Amoeba records shoppers poured into the street to watch. Two ambulances and several police cars later the scene was cleared. Never underestimate the power of a pink Corvette.

15 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   Too bad she didn’t run over britney..

2. By karen
   On October 11, 2007 at

   i was in la 20 years ago ( well almost) it was 88 and 89 and i remember her having the billboards back then. and a different pink corvette. she must be in her 60s by now…no one really knows that much about her.

3. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   Didn’t Missing Persons singer Dale Bozzio (is that her name?) kinda copy her look?

4. By patrick the GREAT
   On October 11, 2007 at

   up close she will make you vomit and she’s a has been. trying to act young but time takes it toll.

5. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   You know, I think I saw her when I was in Scottsdale doing some work at Allied Signal.
   Was standing in line at drug store and this hot looking gal in front of me turned around and gag! She must have been in her 70’s but looked great from behind.
   Wonder why the photographers don’t get up close ?

6. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   I would have thought she would have updated that Corvette to a new model.
   Or better yet, imagine if she was to get a pink Cadillac sedan in a convertible version.

7. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   Look closely at the picture of the cars in the back ground – it’s a old photograph.
   Wonder why Janet didn’t buy a newer one of this gal ?

8. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   …”in her 60s” ???LOL!!
   Try again; that may have been true about 10 years ago.
   If she were repping a perfume, it would called “Old Pu$$y.”
   Jan used to babysit her when she was a kid.

9. By Anonymous
   On October 11, 2007 at

   HAHAHAHAHA, that pic is at least 25 years old.

10. By Anonymous
    On October 11, 2007 at

    That is the same look Madonna is sporting for her “candyshop” album cover. How awful is THAT?

11. By NelsonAspen
    On October 11, 2007 at

    Wow, I’m just glad to know she’s still ALIVE! I haven’t had an Angelyne spotting in a coupla years, so I assumed the worst. Having lived in Hollywood for 20 years, I always feel like an “Angelyne Spotting” is a lucky moment…like seeing a falling star or finding a four leaf clover. See Angelyne…make a wish!

12. By angelyne fan
    On October 12, 2007 at

    How old is she?????? And where does she get her money, anyway?

13. By Disturbed
    On October 13, 2007 at

    Disturbing.

14. By Anonymous
    On October 13, 2007 at

    this old whore was about 55 years old IN THE EARLY 80′S !!!!!
    i remember how YELLOW her old choppers were while we were waiting for a stall in the bathroom of the club lingerie — this was around 1983 !!!!

15. By anonymous
    On March 20, 2009 at

    Angelyne is hot as hell. You all are just jealous of her. She gets her money from adoring fans like me that purchase her worn bras and panties. Her scent is to die for.

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