ANGELYNE: MOVING VIOLATION
Wednesday night commuters were treated to a traffic snarl at Sunset and Cahuenga when billboard queen Angelyne inadvertently caused a two car head-on collision. According to a witness, Angelyne was driving down the street in her Pepto-Bismol pink Corvette with her blond bouffant hair and low cut neckline and as usual everyone was staring. Two drivers gaped SO intently they slammed into each other in the intersection. Angelyne looked concerned and she pulled over to see that happened, causing more of an ogling traffic jam. Amoeba records shoppers poured into the street to watch. Two ambulances and several police cars later the scene was cleared. Never underestimate the power of a pink Corvette.