We are enthralled by the article in the Phoenix New Times about the Native American from an Arizona reservation who claims Anna Nicole Smith is the MOTHER of his five year old son Marshall Black Deer Soto! Johnny Soto claims he met Anna in 2001 and they had a torrid affair while she was vacationing alone at Paradise Valley’s Sanctuary Resort and Spa. He has quite a story: Soto says he was working as a maintenance man at the resort and sex-crazed Anna took a shine to him and continually called to have him fix things in her room. Eventually she seduced him and they began a three week sex marathon. Soto called in sick and Anna ordered room service so they rarely left their townhouse. Soto claims she begged him to do a naked wardance with feathers from a dress stuck in his baseball cap. He described her as having “scarlet fever” ( when an Anglo falls for a Native American) After four weeks, according to Soto, Anna knew she had to return to LA for work, but she discovered she was pregnant. She feared the controlling Howard Stern would want her to get an abortion. So she started stuffing herself and packed on ten pounds to disguise her condition. She left declaring that she loved Soto and would return as soon as possible. Right before she took off she popped some Vicodins “for the flight.” Anna started flying Soto in for visits and put him up at the Safari Inn Motel on Olive Avenue, not far from Burbank airport. Anna kept packing on the pounds to keep Stern from “flipping out” and she kept her pregnancy a secret from him until the last months. The baby was born in secrecy at Providence Saint Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank, and since E was about to start filming her show, Anna granted custody to Soto. She flew them in on weekends and sent Soto $10,000 a month. She developed post-partum depression and slid heavily into drugs. Soto monitered visits. The monthly payments stopped when Anna died. To back up his story, Soto has a stack of papers: a birth certificate with Anna’s name on it, flight records, bank deposits, phone records, love notes, etc as evidence. If this story isn’t an utterly brilliant and well researched spoof, move over Danielynn, there’s another contender for that fortune!
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OMG he looks just like her!!!
ACTUALLY THE KID LOOKS
SHELL SHOCKED AND THE FIGHTING
HAS BARELY BEGUN…ANOTHER FINE
MESS……DOES GRANDMA WANT
CUSTODY OF THIS ONE????
Hmmm…wonder why he didn’t come forward until now ie. AFTER the body has been buried! She has been dead for a while…surely he would have heard about it before now. Five minutes of fame here I come!!!
This was a spoof article. Why repeat such nonsense?
It makes sense sense that was when her strange will was also created. The one that disinherits any other children!!! The child does have her eyes.
Anna and Lou Diamond Phillips have a kid together? Can this get any stranger?
This was proved to be a joke article…the paper that published it is famous for them…
Yeah sure…my wife is always getting pregnant, spitting out kids, and I {everyone} never even notice!
Gee honey, your ankles are a little swollen today.
It’s nothing dear, put your head back in the computer.
The smell of money brings every loser out of the woodwork.
You shouldn’t talk about Janet that way.
This article is a hoax. Janet is going to have a carton’s worth of egg on her face.
The boy does resemble Anna. Ok, now some judge somewhere needs to get the backbone to subpoena all of these men, line them up,get a DNA sample and sort out who is telling the truth. WTF is the holdup on this, anyway?
What is the hurry? Dannielynn has a birth certificate and I am the father. I don’t understand why everyone is after me.
That little boy resembles one of little kids from the movie Boys From Brazil. I mean the one that was the experiment at the hospital in the jungle..The one with the blue contact lenses..Could this be true? Who thinks this stuff up?
OMFG. You cant be serious! Anna got fat but she wasnt knocked up! Stupid f’n people!!!! I bought a birth certificate that states I am the daughter of Elvis! You can get one too, down on nearly any street corner in LA for the right price.
This fool needs to go back to the backwoods boondocks or where-ever he is from……loser
why would Anna put in her will that her money would go to no other childen born to her…hummm…sounds right to me
^ ^ Virgie, is that you?
Hi Janet – First a story on how Anna Nicole’s son Daniel is the father of her son. Now a story on a secret baby. Funny thing is….with all the coverage of Anna Nicole’s death, this is the only place where you’d find these 2 bullshit stories. What did Anna Nicole ever do to you? Christ, you are such a fucking pig.
ooops – make that “father of her “daughter’ “
Actually I would believe this before I would believe Howard K Stern is Danielynn’s father.
I HAVE TO AGREE THAT THE BOY DOES LOOK LIKE ANNA AND HIS FATHER. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MAURY POVICH CAN GET A DNA TEST IN 48 HOURS BUT THEY CANT PRODUCE RESULTS FOR THIS CRAP! WELL I KNOW IM NOT THE FATHER!
It states in Anna’s personal “Last Will and Testament” that no other children born to her shall inherit in her will, which was odd until this kid pops up. Now it all makes sense? Hummmm
I was told the story is a hoax when it first was printed, but it is so good, isnt it? Whoever came up with it is a genius, the pics are great too. Mama Je’e, loves it!
HOW!
I really enjoyed the slant on “Half Breed” and Kemosobee in the article in The New Times… Who care’s if the Story is a hoax.. It is funny and considering all the drugs that Howard K Stern and all her Hangers On allowed her to take while pregnant this story is good comice relief… The picture painted of Virgie Arthur on ET and The Insider was also very unfair.. Howard claiming to protect Anna and keep the funeral private but yet ET and The Insider were there… Howard made that deal and of course neither would interview Virgie to allow her to vent at Howard’s GREED for $$$$$$ ….
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I really enjoyed the slant on “Half Breed” and Kemosobee in the article in The New Times… Who care’s if the Story is a hoax.. It is funny and considering all the drugs that Howard K Stern and all her Hangers On allowed her to take while pregnant this story is good comice relief… The picture painted of Virgie Arthur on ET and The Insider was also very unfair.. Howard claiming to protect Anna and keep the funeral private but yet ET and The Insider were there… Howard made that deal and of course neither would interview Virgie to allow her to vent at Howard’s GREED for $$$$$$ ….
That kids is not Indian nor is DWANS his mommy. Another huckster story to shill since not much is going on here in Phoenix. I’ve been waiting for the “native” element to make an appearance although I though it would emerge from the Seminole reservation not from AZ. “Scarlett Fever” — I don’t think so.
Something new and interesting every day with this girl!