ANNA WINTOUR (MISS PERFECT) ISN’T ALL THAT SHE SEEMS

Fashionistas might be interested to learn that the terrifying Anna Wintour (she inspired The Devil Wears Prada) is not as perfect as she seems. She’s famous for her thick hair cut in a bob but apparently it’s not all natural. A source leaked to us that Anna’s hair isn’t as lush as it used to be and she often augments it with fake bangs and various added pieces in different shades. It’s even rumored that her best buddy at Vogue, Andre Leon Talley, often carries her hairpieces in HIS luggage when they travel in case hers is searched!

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23 thoughts on “ANNA WINTOUR (MISS PERFECT) ISN’T ALL THAT SHE SEEMS

  1. Forget about the hair, what about her huge honker and her gigantic Adams apple? I think the hairdo is meant to throw people off of her other unfortunate attributes.

  2. See that box of Kleenex back in the back back there? I’d like to stuff some up her nose and in her mouth (under that thin top lip). And then rip her wig off!!!

    Oh, just kidding. LOL

    Why is there a funny shaped thing on her neck?

  3. Nevermind the funny thing on her neck, why do people drive with boxes of kleenex in the back window? I mean really, if you’re driving and you need one, like you’re ever going to be able to reach it.

  4. She looks like she is wearing a wig. I think she believes she is Edith Head! She does not drive, she is driven. I don’t know why anyone whould care what she thinks. She is old.

  5. It looks like a wig so this is hardly a surprise. Madonna is up to the same tricks these days. That is one terrible picture of her. She looks about 105.

    @Hilary’s Duff. Good question. I never buy magazines anymore. Expensive waste of paper and money.

  6. @Denise, I wondered the same thing about the kleenex boxes then I started working for car wash service in college. People start out with the kleenex in the front seat. Then someone gets in the front with them (passenger) and they get tossed to the back seat then when you are vacuuming the car out or someone is vacuuming it out for you, things like umbrella’s and kleenex get tossed in the back windows.

    at that that is my take on it. lol

  7. Well Geez Janet, did you not know that when women hit menopause many of them start thinning out just like middle age men? Female pattern hair loss affects 40% of all women. It’s not at all unusual for an over 40 woman to need a hair piece or wig. I don’t see why people find it so shocking, your hair looks fake too.

  8. The guy that gave her the vogue job must have splash all over that face.

  9. Good chance she is a lesbo or goes both ways as she speaks out often about percieved gay issues.

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