ASHLEE AND JESSICA SIMPSON: A TALE OF TWO SISTERS

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For awhile, it seemed like Ashlee Simpson had everything her sister Jessica wanted. She married a musician and had a baby, she had plastic surgery to pretty up her face, and she was very SLIM. Jessica gained weight and lost boyfriends. But while Ashlee was looking great, Jessica ‘s businesses became incredibly successful. She’s raking in fifty million dollars a year in licensing deals and the offers keep pouring in. Ashlee can’t get an endorsement deal to save her life. She’s started envying Jessica again….

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18 thoughts on “ASHLEE AND JESSICA SIMPSON: A TALE OF TWO SISTERS

  1. She is a skank,,,she would be better off working for Jessica and helping to keep all the money in the family.

  2. Regardless of any faults, she’ll always stand head and shoulders above Jessica in my mind just because she’s never been involved with John Mayer.

  3. Jessica has a rare gift–an incredible beauty that doesn’t wane, no matter what she weighs. I’m sure Ashlee has envied that her entire life, no matter how “lucky” she gets with her choices in men, surgeries, careers, wardrobe… You get my point. Jessica is da bomb.

  4. I always found Ashlee to be incredibly annoying. Have you ever listened to an interview? She can’t express herself at all.

  5. Jessica does indeed have it all. She could be the next, white, Oprah. She is growing into the role. Well, her ass is anyway.

  6. I kinda thought the reason Jessica Simpson (no talent) keeps getting pushed on the public is for her business/fashion enterprise. aargh. I think Ashlee is the wiser of the two—-and then I remember Pappa Joe, and the whole thing falls apart for me. Papa Joe is just a NO.

  7. @Mel: I think the consensus on coke mom is Debra Messing or Angie Harmon. Frankly, I don’t see either, but all the veteran solvers think it’s one of them.

    Ashlee? She wouldn’t have a career if not for Jessica. She’s ridden her coattails the whole way.

  8. This woman has no talent and having married Pete Wentz makes her either one of two choices:

    1. Starf#%&er
    2. D-bag

  9. I don’t like either one of them, they’re both pathetic in their own way

  10. Palermo: That is it in a nut shell. There’s really nothing more that can be said in one short sentence about these two strange ones.

  11. Ashley is too skinny plus she looked way more interesting and marketable BEFORE the cosmetic surgery. She is blandly pretty now, no personality in her face, kind of like Jennifer Grey post-surgery.

  12. CoCo, spot on. Ashlee was Ashlee before the nose job. Now she is just third-rate arm-candy.

  13. she just looks like a jobless clown.
    IS IT BECAUSE OF HER LITTLE FAGGOT-HUSBAND pete?

  14. wim/captain, what is the point of changing your name if your very idiosyncratic writing styles remains. Oooo, I know: it is a head game, part of a master plan.

    A cunning stunt from a stunning c**t.

  15. @ aeduko, thanks! Could be Debora Messing she looks awful these days.

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