ASHTON KUTCHER HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD OF GOSSIP
Ashton Kutcher is REALLY disappointed that his Pop Fiction series has failed to ignite. When he set up those fake celebrity “situations” like Avril Lavigne shopping in baby stores, and Mario Lopez having lunch with married Eva Longoria and gifting her with a necklace, Ashton had high hopes that websites and magazines would run big stories declaring that Avril was pregnant and Eva was cheating on her husband. He planned to feature the inaccurate reports on his show and make fun of them. But he couldn’t, because nobody FELL for his silly set-ups. Now he’s stuck with a show that’s not working and isn’t likely to improve. The lesson to be learned is: Don’t underestimate the intelligence of gossip reporters!