We can’t take our eyes of Audrina Patridge’s distorted looking implants – even her dark tan doesn’t make them less obvious. Lucky for her, Audrina’s hot boyfriend, frolicking with her in Bora Bora, doesn’t seem to notice her weird chest. He’s Australian BMX biker Corey Bohan, who dabbles in acting. They met when Corey appeared on “The Hills” in 2008, and just hooked up again. We’re thinking Audrina and Tori Spelling should have some corrective implant work done.


Posted by Janet on August 11, 2010

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  1. By Pippa-London
    On August 11, 2010 at

    Audrina doesn’t look too worried, she is on her way to be snogged and shagged by that BMX ‘dude’.

  2. By CoCo
    On August 11, 2010 at

    I think it is less the implants themselves than the fact that they are implanted on a visible skeleton. Too much skinny.

  3. By captain america
    On August 11, 2010 at

    please stay calm: SHE IS ALREADY RETIRING, folks!!

  4. By Natalie
    On August 12, 2010 at

    I hope the day comes when women feel good enough about themselves that they stop buying breast implants and accept their bodies.

  5. By Indy
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Gadzooks, it appears Audrina is becoming more and more slutty and entirely without morals. I guess her goal is to bed down every studly dude she looks at; that is until she is ready to settle down. And then she will be so bored, after having been there, done that. And, this is just one of 1000’s of cases of germs/bacteria/STD being spread around willy-nilly.

  6. By SebastianCanada
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Her nasty implants go well with his disgusting full-arm tatoos. You can practically see the STDs floating around in that water.

  7. By SebastianCanada
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Natalie, it will be a long time before implants become passe. With celeb culture influencing young women, and porn culture influencing young men, fake boobs are seen by many as essential to a female’s appeal.

  8. By Seriously?
    On August 12, 2010 at

    It looks like her right implant went out and got its own implant, without informing the left one.

  9. By Anon1
    On August 12, 2010 at

    I think she just went way too big, her skin is stretched to the max ..that is not gonna look good when they eventually come out

  10. By Palermo
    On August 12, 2010 at

    LOL at Seriously …

  11. By Reta
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Truly, how HIDEOUS! I agree with Natalie. It’s beyond me how any woman wants or justifies these gross deformities that NEVER look real. They always look like a round bowl has been upturned inside the chest and you can see the ridges of the things too. Why would any man want to make love to a woman with those things and feel them? It would be a total turn OFF to me, like feeling a dildo and trying to pretend it’s a real cock! NOT!
    Her chest is indeed as horrible as Tori’s and I can’t figure out why Tori hasn’t got hers fixed when all of Hollywood and beyond talks about her gross looking tits. And yet she shows them off constantly with super low cut tops! BOTH of you women COVER YOUR GROSS TITS, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THOSE NASTY THINGS!!

  12. By E
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Patridge used to look much more natural in those shots that TMZ loved to show. Did she change things since then, or was it better camera angles?

    Haha, it’s like that old Steve Martin joke (at least, I think he wrote the screenplay with it?), “Your boobs feel strange” “That’s because they’re real”

  13. By E
    On August 12, 2010 at

    It seems like it’s becoming way too commonplace to get breast implants even among us proles.

    I never understood why Tori didn’t get hers fixed, either; with all those projects she works on, she’s got to have the money. Maybe she’s afraid of making it worse?

    For the all-time worst implants, google “Danielle Staub”; one of hers was square, along with the side order of ribcage sticking out.

  14. By Lenny
    On August 12, 2010 at

    The truth is most men hate for women to get implants. But who listens to us. I still have problems with women who shave and look like 9 years olds.

  15. By SebastianCanada
    On August 12, 2010 at

    Not true Lenny. There is a certain class of man who loves implants. It is not even about the size of the breasts, it is just the fact that there are implants.

  16. By DeniseQ
    On August 13, 2010 at

    I have seen implants that look natural. However, these are clearly deformed and entirely too big for her emaciated frame. These girls don’t want to be naturally proportional. They want to be super-barbies. Sad that she can’t eat and has deformed boobs to match.

  17. By SebastianCanada
    On August 14, 2010 at

    Who is more screwed up, the young women who do that to themselves, or the men who want to bang them?

  18. By Really
    On July 5, 2011 at

    I am late to the party and stumbled across this bash-fest while searching for a dress Audrina had worn to an event.


    You find one bad picture and immediately say she has botched implants? Here’s a fun tip for people writing about implants. Implants placed under the pectoral muscles (even partially under) move for up to several years (sometimes forever) after surgery when those muscles are being used in certain ways. The most common cause of the implants moving (for a matter of seconds) is the shivers (the thing you do when you’re cold). The muscles twitch thus causing the implant to move in the same way roid pumped meatheads can move their own pectoral muscles.

    There’s plenty of articles just like this one from Christina Aguilera to many other celebrities / pseudo-celebrities who’s breasts otherwise almost always look great until they’re caught shivering or doing something causing the implant owners breasts to appear uneven (like holding a child).

    Any other picture of her, her breasts look perfectly fine, they look even, naturally sloped, etc.

    Without knowing the reason behind those who have plastic surgery, perhaps some of you should lay off the stone casting. I’d rather be ‘augmented’ and comfortable with myself and decisions I make for MYSELF than to ever be a hate-filled and judgmental person.

  19. By FrankieT
    On April 25, 2012 at

    You were right about the problem Janet. And the solution was a fairly common capsular reconstruction. The sad thing was Audrina didn’t get them fixed. Instead she went through a drastic reduction procedure in early 2011. Damn sad. Audrina was unique in Hollywood, toned and slender with incredible cleavage and curves. But post reduction Audrina is flattened, sagging, with no cleavage and curves in dire need of some Victoria’s Secret boosting lift and support. When she employes some boost she can still look decent. But she doesn’t do it very often. Instead she has been covered up in high necklines, shapeless, and looking old before her time. Bring back “The Hills” Audrina!

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