BATTLING SAMMI SWEETHEART AND RONNIE SAVED THE DAY ON JERSEY SHORE

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Jersey Shore producers are eternally grateful for Sammi “Sweetheart’s” on again off again romance with muscle-bound Ronnie. It‘s become increasingly difficult for the Jersey gang to film OUTSIDE the house. In Miami, many clubs were unfriendly and fans followed the Jersey gang everywhere. Consequently, Sammi and Ronnie became VERY important because they created drama IN the house. Ronnie seems to be overdoing the “supplements” – and maybe the blow- because he’s hyper and temperamental and he’s the new villain on the series. His callous treatment of Sammi may be exaggerated but it makes for good TV. Our Seaside Heights source says as of this week they’re STILL off and on…

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13 thoughts on “BATTLING SAMMI SWEETHEART AND RONNIE SAVED THE DAY ON JERSEY SHORE

  1. Is that guy not wearing underwear? It looks like he is walking the dinosaur.

    Guys should be told that supportive underwear is as important to a man as a good bra is to a woman, maybe more important. If you continually let it fly there is a good chance you will sit on yourself, and that your testicles will be hanging past your knees by the time you are 60.

  2. hahahahahahahahahahahaha: we won’t discuss their knowledge about life.
    ………….PROMISE!!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  3. Please please, no more Jersey Shore.

    In the words of Frank Castanza, (George’s father)…..Serenity Now !!!

  4. I can’t comment because I’m laughing so hard about Sebastian’s “walking the dinosaur” and supportive underwear advice.

  5. Gotta give it to ya Sebastian…you should gold coat that one! That’s about the best quote I’ve ever heard! So THAT”S why so many old men have droopy nasty balls swinging around their knees?! I never could get past the idea of men just walking and their participles banging against every conceivable surface like rubber doorknockers. Thank God I’m a woman and only have to contend with the idea of boobs falling into my armpits (but that won’t happen to me, mine aren’t huge and they been kept nicely over the years).

  6. Well, as Elaine once said on Seinfeld:

    “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”

  7. I worked for years in a nursing home, and I can testify personally, that Sebastian Canada has hit the nail on the head(figuratively and literally)I have seen more than enough Basset Hound bollocks to last a lifetime.

  8. “Basset Hound Bollocks”! God that is funny! If I was a kid starting a band, I would want to use that as its name.

    Thanks Mary Claire, not just for the laugh, but for guaranteeing I never – EVER – stray from my snug Y-fronts.

  9. YES YES YES I too vote for “Basset Hound Bollocks” for band name of the year! Altho Sebastian I think your “Walking the Dinosaur” would work equally as well. How bout a double booking of the bands and let them fight it out for top dog supremecy?

  10. In the interest of disclosure, the “Walking the Dinosaur” is not my term. It is used by the TMZ gang, who every now and then do a story on guys who are caught on camera freestylin’. Those pieces are hilarious. I know some people slam TMZ, but I find the show funny, and it is more the comments by, and interplay with, the staff than the actual celeb clips or photos that are so much fun.

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