BECK'S GOT A SECRET

They don’t want you to know it, but it looks like Beck and his wife of two years Marissa Ribisi are expecting again. Devout Scientologists, the pair were highly secretive about their marriage and the birth of their first child. (Marissa is Giovanni Ribisi’s twin sister.) They never disclosed the due date of their first baby, Cosimo Henri, and the actual birth date is unknown. Like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the exact LOCATION of the first birth is also unknown – possibly it happened at home. Marissa has been seen around town wearing loose maternity tops with a distinct tummy so we can only predict the baby will come early next year.

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1. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   I never knew that Beck is a $cientologist. I was wondering why he still has a career after having no hits for years and years.

2. By why LA
   On October 16, 2006 at

   beck has so much money from royalties and what not….it’s disgusting.
   windows uses his music as a defult since 1999……scientologist, bleh. they all have it twisted. Jesus is Savior ,no one else

3. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   Ya i think he like some goat, eating

4. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   i heard scientologists like to pretend, drees up as chickens during the birth

5. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   they walk like chickens, yes they do
   i heard it good with learning, mind control

6. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   It’s cool how there’s talk about david spade to the right of this page. He and Beck are practically twins!

7. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   i heard scientology involves milkshakes, just look at how fat Tom Cruise is, they force feed it to him, poor man

8. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   I heard David Spade is one of Beck’s alter ego’s, like Ziggy Stardust.

9. By Anonymous
   On October 16, 2006 at

   BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
   I heard that Scientology is another sham religion like Christianity and Judaism.
   Wake up, sheep! The joke is on you.

10. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    I like you, lets have babies

11. By goat
    On October 16, 2006 at

    I only believe in Ronald Mcdonald

12. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    6:41 is going BURN!!!!!!!!!

13. By Morning Belllllll
    On October 16, 2006 at

    oooh thats ominous.
    Shit if i was 6:41 i’d be worried anyway.
    eeek

14. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    well, i think beck is a horny devil
    teeheeheheeeeee
    and i;m damn jealous of marissa

15. By David Spade's mother
    On October 16, 2006 at

    David Spade is hotter.

16. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    Scientology is indeed a crock – go to http://www.xenu.net to learn more about how this ‘religion’ has harmed and killed people.

17. By Beckfan
    On October 16, 2006 at

    go to beck.com to learn about Beck’s music.

18. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    beck……sweet

19. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    Go to Beck.com to be dazzled by the hypnotic overuse of flash.

20. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    can’t be true! beck has back problems ya’ll!

21. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    Go to http://www.whyaretheydead.net/room174.html to learn about Scientology.

22. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    who is this? never heard of him.

23. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    http://www.lermanet.com/beck/

24. By Anonymous
    On October 16, 2006 at

    I agree about the website…that place is IMPOSSIBLE to navigate…but it looks cool. lol.

25. By David Spade's mother
    On October 17, 2006 at

    I heard flash is a scientology mind control tool.

26. By Bek Fan
    On October 17, 2006 at

    Whatever Losers! Beck is one of the most talented musicians living today. He is inventive, ever changing and NEVER boring. Who cares if he is a scientologist. He doesn’t trumpet it in the media and minds his own business. As for all you sickos who are comparing him to David Spade, you must all be sampling Lohan’s Strawberry Quikcane if you know what I mean.

27. By Sarah
    On October 18, 2006 at

    OMG! imagine anyone being private about their marriage and children, everyone knows that these moments should rightfully be spread across every magazine in the world. Laws should be passed making people give exact details of this kind of thing.

28. By GAHGOO
    On October 18, 2006 at

    I hear flash is a scientology mind control tool

29. By Anonymous
    On October 20, 2006 at

    beck needs to make more beautiful babies like cosimo.

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